13 micro-songs to boost your mood

[micro-song 1]
Have you pooped today?

[micro-song 2]
I never understood all the hate for Avatar
Not The Last Airbender, but the other one
The one with blue people, who did it with their hair

[micro-song 3]
If cows are black and white
Can you see them at night?
Or do you just see floating white spots?

[micro-song 4]
When did it suddenly become cool to like anime?
I think a lot of you out there owe some people an apology

[micro-song 5]
I still can’t tell the difference between Russell Crowе and Gerard Butler
I saw one of thеm at a coffee shop but I still don’t know which one

[micro-song 6]
What the heck is hummus?
Is it a smoothie?
Or is it bean paste with a dream?

[micro-song 7]
Have you ever finished eating a banana, but then
You realized at the end of the banana that there’s
A little piece of the banana
That’s a bit more difficult in texture to eat like the rest of the banana?
It’s not as soft as the rest of the banana
Do you know what I’m talking about?
It’s like a banana seed

[micro-song 8]
I think what the world really needs right now
Is another King Kong remake

[micro-song 9]
Can a dog see a rainbow?
Or does that depend on the dog?

[micro-song 10]
Am I a weirdo
Or am I just Floridian?
Cuz I’m all out of bath salts
But I wanna eat your face again

[micro-song 11]
Is this a fart?
Or do I need to pull over?
I can’t hold it much longer
Oh my god

[micro-song 12]
There’s two kinds of people who really like trees
Environmentalists and Snoop Dogg

[micro-song 13]
You know, sometimes I think
And then I put it to song
Big man goes pee pee pee
Little man goes wee wee wee
Have you ever thought about that?
Have you ever thought about that?
Big man goes pee pee pee
Little man goes wee wee wee
Have you ever thought about that?
Have you ever thought about that?