13 and Good

[Verse 1]
I walked in the place, very big space
Every kind of race, dancin' and niggas made chase
A very pretty face, so I walk in the place
Throw the bass
Basses kick, fly girl jumps on my tip
The drink that I sip implies this it it
She looked to be about twenty-six, I ain't dizzy
It's time to get busy
Welcome, female is in my arms
Yes, overwhelmed by my playboy charms
We jumped in the ride, rushed to the crib
I ain't gotta explain what we did
Built to last, I simply waxed that
Ask the question, no need for guessin'
Hey baby, how old are you?
Twenty-six, twenty-one, maybe twenty-two?
I'm twenty five, she shucked and kinda neighed
And said, "Hee hee hee I'm only thirteen"
Thirteen!? I need a quick escape
That's statutory rape, but she was (Good!)

[Chorus]
GOOD
(You should been there she was)
GOOD
(Man that jail term won't be)
GOOD
(But she looked)
GOOD
(Man her brothers will beat you )
GOOD
(Even if I get beat down it was still)
GOOD

[Verse 2]
It gets better, This girl is kinda clever
She said, "I wanna be with you forever"
I said, "Forget it, I need to get my life in order
You could almost be my daughter"
She started sighin' and her sighin' turns into cryin'
Her cryin' turns into her replyin'
"Where's the phone?. I think it's time that I went home"
She called her pops and said, "Come get me, I'm all alone
I'm sorry daddy, I slept with an older man"
He said, "Don't worry. The .45 is in my hand
I'll be there before you count to four"
One, two, three, four, he's at my door
She said, "See what you did? You caused me all this grief
You're goin' to jail my daddy's a police chief
If I can't have you no one will and I ain't even on the pill"
But you was

[Chorus]
GOOD
(You should been there she was)
GOOD
(Man that jail term won't be)
GOOD
(But she looked)
GOOD
(Man her brothers will beat you )
GOOD
(Even if I get beat down it was still)
GOOD

[Verse 3]
Daddy comes through the door
Now I'm thinking I got at least one shot at his jaw
When he entered, the whole mood kinda changed
He grabbed his daughter and almost beat the girl insane
She's cryin' down the hall and now goin' home
He closed the door and, "I'm happy we're all alone
Jump on the bed and look me straight into my eyes
I think your kinda cute, don't make me use my .45"
Daddy's lookin' for a lubricant
He pulled out a little piece of gum and started chewin' it
"For years I've been lookin' for a big strong man
I've got an apartment out in Brooklyn
Only my daughter and I are there
You can see my daughter anytime, anywhere
But it's you that I want to be mine
The price tag is your behind, don't worry it'll be

[Chorus]
GOOD
(You should been there she was)
GOOD
(Man that jail term won't be)
GOOD
(But she looked)
GOOD
(Man her brothers will beat you )
GOOD
(Even if I get beat down it was still)
GOOD

[Outro]
The morale of this story?
There is no moral you finish the story for me
When you're livin' your life everyday in the hood
Wakin' up in the mornin' should feel