12 Days of Anime Cringemas

On the first day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: an imouto who want my D

On the second day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: 2 jiggle physics, and an imouto who want my D

On the third day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: 3 chibi shodas, 2 jiggle physics, and an imouto who want my D. (what?)

On the fourth day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: 4 loli cots, 3 chibi shodas, 2 jiggle physics, and this f*cking imouto who want my D. (what the f*ck?)

On the fifth day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: 5 YAOI SHIIIIPPPS! (Oh my!)
4 loli cots, 3 chibi shodas, 2 jiggle physics; f*ck this imouto who want my D- I mean don't actually f*ck her, please

On the sixth day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: 6 moey school girls, 5 Yaoi ships! (I'm going back to my OTP)
4 loli cots, 3 chibi shodas, 2 jiggle physics, what thе f*ck? imouto you're like 12 years old. I don't want to go to jail. Okay? Just f*ck off

On thе seventh day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: 7 bishies flirting, 6 moey school girls, 5 Yaoi ships! (boku no pico?)
4 loli cots, 3 f*cking shodas, 2 jiggle physics, seriously imouto this isn't f*ck cool, okay? Incest is not cool in real life

On the eigth day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: 8 english dubs, 7 bishies flirting (mhwa) 6 moey school girls, 5 Yaoi ships! (ah it hurts!) 4 loli cots, 3 chibi shodas, 2 I wanna die, please I just don't want to f*ck you right now, okay? Imouto please calmdown!

On the ninth day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: 9 yuri doujins, 8 english dubs, 7 bishies flirting (uh!), moey is love! moey is life!
5 Yaoi ships! (pin doshi kawaii), 4 loli cots, 3 chibi shodas, 2 jiggle physics, please let me go! I don't want you to suck my D!

On the tenth day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: ten-tacles squirming (uwa!) 9 yuri doujins, 8 english dubs, 7 bishies flirting! (yes!)
Moey girls; the blubber the better! 5 Yaoi ships! (unintelligible)
4 loli cots, 3 chibi shodas, 2 jiggle physics
*sobbing* Where the f*ck are our parents at a time like this?

On the eleventh day of Cringemas my senpai gave to me: 11 harem members! ten-tacles squirming (uwa!) 9 yuri doujins, are we done yet? SIZE!
7 bishies flirting (mmhuh!)
These girl are so f*cking kawaii, 5 Yaoi ships! (unintelligible)
4 loli cots, 3 chibi shodas, I don't care anymore!
Yes? Hello, I would like to file a restraining order for this imouto who wants my f*cking D!

On the twelveth day of Christmas my senpai gave to me: 12 episodes of 11 harem members! *sexual noises*, 9 yuri doujins, my sword is unbelievably dull
7 bishies flirting (uh!)
These girl are so f*cking kawaii, 5 YAOI SHIIIIIPPPES! (unintelligible)
Is it lali-cons or luli-cons? Is half of this actually cringy?
BAAHHHHHHHH! Hehahh!!
And a sh*tty ani-moose (anime) for me! *more sobbing*