100 to 1 (2006 Version)

[Intro: Big Mike]
This shit right here, is fucking crazy
My man Axel, listen to this shit
Shut the radios down man

[Verse: Axel Leon]
Bring me 100 niggas to battle at one time
The first nigga, I'm eat 'em with rhymes from '99
98 ways to destroy you with 97 verses
96 of y'all rehearsed it, embarrassed niggas on purpose
On the I-95 with a skully and a velour
A bogus necklace and some journals from '94
93 niggas I got beef with
92 figured that I'm sleepish. (fuck that)
Fucking ran and leave you leaking, in front of the 91st precinct
Me and my crews chillin' everybody smirk (Cheese It!)
Cause y'all a bunch of grimy faggots
Don't make me get the shiny ratchet
Have your body filled will like 90 maggots
In '89, I was 6 years old
Lived around niggas that pushed 88 bricks of snow
In 87 degrees, or 6 below
Till they made 86 g's and their team could blow
In '85 my brother was born
'84 Paz, and '83 was me, shit my mother was strong
Now its time for '82, let me see, I got a crazy crew
That carry 81 clips for their 380s. (oooh!)
On tour, 79 shows
78 in the entourage, 77 hoes
With a 76ers' jersey up in the cut
You got weed, 75 cents, go get a dutch
Now its time for 74, but I ain't talking about the 3 sounds
That have a fat nigga weighing like 73 pounds
72 bystanders
Caught 71 jags cause they thought they was Highlander
70 fell
69 tried standing
Look, I am him
(Who?) The man kid
Listen, 6 8 balls will serve 67 fiends
For you 66 buddaheads I got that evergreen
Make you feel like you used 65 oz of thorazine
64 broke niggas wouldn't know what cheddar mean
Trying to floss with 63 dollars you will never glean
Give me 62 watch em flip it with a better scheme. (yo)
I dun knocked out niggas that's 6'1, without big guns
60 cents is all about the respect, dun
You can find me, (where?) on the train to 59th street
At 558 in the morn' to pick up the raw
I go to 57th and I walk in the store
Come out and connect with 56 of y'all with money galore
He pulled up in that S55, that Benz so fly
And gave me 5400 to spend all night
He dropped me off at 53rd, I took a cab to 52nd
And this the 51st time I repeated this. (scratch)

5-0 couldn't touch us they better hope they could find us
They see us we run like the 49ers
It didn't take 48 minutes to study rap it was years
Now in 47 seconds I end a nigga career
On the 46th this is no lie
I'm on parole my
Money against this chump, if I lose I bring the 4-5
And the 44 hold 5
43 people watching, all shocked like, "Oh my!"
Trying to run to the cops and snitch, but I'm warning you
If I get knocked and come out of jail when I'm 42
I'ma go look for you, find you, put the 9 to you
Hit you with more than 41 worse than Amadou
Walk off like nothing happened, sipping my 40
Toss the gat cause i don't like keeping it on me
You should see what i got home, 3 9 rubber grip chromes
38 specials, revolver shit that split bones
37 boxes of bullets, Satan's in my mind playing tricks kid
All i see is 3 6s
I might cock the shit back and hit 35 of y'all
That means more than 3 or 4 people going be dying, God!
At least 33 going have problems with their spinal cord
Can't walk, laid out flat like an ironin' board
32 shots are heard
You ain't an old 31, but you'll have blood on your shirt
Fake ass drug dealer, you'll always be broke
Ain't never re-upped big, it was only 3 0z
Tryin' to sell grams for 29, yeah right!
I get your dame that 2 8 balls for half price
Gotta be about my money or I ain't gonna be shit
By the time I'm 27, I am gonna be rich
I'ma own 2 6s, live deep in Cancun
In a crib with a big pool and like 25 rooms
For now, I gotta hustle in front of the 2-4
Serve 23 cuddies, re-up and do more
I'm 22 now, how long I'm gonna be doing this?
Around 21 or 20 I thought I'd be through with this
I been arrested 19 times, but the truth is
Ain't none of them are serious
18 of them are bullshit
They held me for 17 hours every fucking time
Kicking 16s in the pen to kill the fucking time
15 in that cell, 14 of them asleep
A couple got 1-3, the other 12 goin' leave
Shiit, I be out by 11 o'clock
And get back on my pimp shit, its never gonna stop
Bought 10 hoes on wholesale
That's wifey, oh well, she fucked me 9 times
8 of them was in the motel
7 of my boys got head 6 times, by 5 dimes
And it only took 4 bottles of wines
I'm 3 times the rapper, I am 2nd to none
Ain't no question about it, "Nigga I'm number 1!"