10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

[Intro: Julia Stiles]
I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even a little bit

[Verse: LIL BOODANG]
Lil' shawty, let me be your man
We could be together
Eat the peaches off the land
Soft skin
Strawberry lips
Like the way you move
With your apple-bottom hips
By the lake we can take a walk
I can hold your hand
You can tell me all your thoughts
Open up, you can let me in
Honeybee boy
You my honeycomb drip
Tell me, are you lonely?
Moving on without me
Tell me, are you happy?
Do you think about me?
Baby, do you love me?
Baby, do you want me?
Baby girl, you need me
You can't live without me

[Outro: Rachel McAdams]
Don't touch me
I hate you, I hate you
Why don't you just go, LEAVE!
GO! GO!