10 Things I Hate (About Jews)

[Intro]
I caught you sneaking
Out the ghetto
Where you were going
I'll never know
Thought we were friends
I gave you jobs and housed you
And then I said
That I was pissed
No you can't get in
You're not on the list
So here's ten things
I really hate
About Jews

[Verse 1]
(Ten) You're so rich
(Nine) You look Asian
(Eight) Long days for holidays and
Seventh day of rest, it's kind of lazy
Only six million and the rest escaped me
(Five) Your lox sucks
(Four) And your soup
(Three) I need your gold teeth and shoes
Two sips of your grape juice and your drunk dude
(One) I spent my gas money getting rid of you

[Verse 2]
Your movies suck
The reboots too
You can't come up
With anything new
Stop making sequels
And give us
Back our money
I won't even watch
Terminator 6
Just let it die
Arnold you bitch
Now here's ten more reasons why
You can't stay in my
Country...

[Verse 3]
(Ten) You don't lift
(Nine) You're basic
(Eight) I'm just, well, kind of racist
(Seven) You dress great, for a neckbeard pagan
(Six) You don't eat pig, it's a waste of bacon
(Five) You suck dick
(Four) And fuck you
(Three) I wish I never met you
(Two) You all sit weird in my gut dude
(One) I hate the fact that you made me love Jews

[Bridge]
(You made me love Jews)
(You made me love Jews)
(How'd you make me love Jews?)

[Verse 4]
We had a bone
That I had to pick
We can move on now
What do you think?
But first here's some things
That I still hate
About Jews

[Verse 5]
(Ten) You don't shellfish
(Nine) You eat bagels
(Eight) Let's put this on the table
(Seven) Talk a big game until you're naked... (In the shower)
(Six) You're gay
(Five) You fuckwits
(Four) You are Jews
(Three) I still have gas leak issues
(Two) many twists of the knob made it stuck dude

[Outro]
Juan the Mexican didn't fix it, I'm screwed