10 Haters

[Intro: Busdriver]
Oh, yeah
We got some problems
Let me tell you about them
Here we go, come on

[Hook 1: Busdriver & Nocando]
One little, two little, three little haters
Uh, four little, five little, six little haters
Uh, seven little, eight little, nine little haters
Here we go

[Verse 1: Busdriver]
It's like I got green hair let's be fair
Street wear for the school
Y'all niggas know how it go
When bitches getting on
My shit glow like Yoda's poop
Real niggas know the truth
And what's a real nigga look like?
A SoHo douche in a promo suit?
Sure well that's me in a nutshell
I had to be released from fashion police
Yeah I jump bail
Haters say I sound like corny Space Ghost
And a Tori Amos cover band
Telling corny gay jokes
Squash numbers punch hookers
When I'm on the juice fast
But the blah rainy newscast
In my songs got a boob fast
Yeah you had a short run
Fork tounged amphibian
Don't be mad because I'm not
The [?]
Don't be mad cuz there's no genre
That you cannot fit me in
Your city's frail your kidneys fail
Your heart's a ball of titty skin
I'm in the weight room
You're in the waiting room
And you are hating whom
Screaming like a raving loon?
Me 'cos you think I'm in motion pics
And gross so ripped
That's beyond gay so your entre
You guessed it, a bowl of dicks
Plus it's obvious that white people like me
White people like me
Of course they do because they are the
White people like me
White people like me
I fight evil vikings
And spite feral psyches
Park up at the venue like a
Death star space dock
I set the bar make guaps
So go ahead and take shots

[Hook 2: Busdriver]
For every child that I have
I got ten haters
For every style that you've nabbed
I got ten haters
For every gal that I've stabbed
I got ten haters
I got ten haters
I got ten haters
For every child that I have
I got ten haters
For every style that you've nabbed
I got ten haters
For every gal that I've stabbed
I got ten haters
I got ten haters
I got ten haters

[Verse 2: Nocando]
When I step out the house I get
10 haters times "X"
Looking at my nuka like
Oh is that a Timex? (yo, what's that?)
I'm ever so expensive
And never so insolent (never)
It takes me from LAX to the Ibex Peninsula (yeah)
I'm young, black, and gifted
Awesome and eccentric
Shopping at this [?]
'Cos the socks are inexpensive (cha-ching)
They say I'm full of shit and gas
Like Altimas and Civics
Really I'm just fuel efficient
So my thoughts are in the distance (fuck)
On a mixtape I spit faith
Coughing up the kids' meal (ah)
Haters don't relate
'Cos I'm not with all the incest (yeah)
Brother, bruh bruh, bro, Brody
I'm a grown ass man
Not a baby boy, Josie (baby boy)
When I come around now
They're all acting phony
And think I'm living the sweet life
It's all Zach and Cody (ha ha ha ha)
This is for my homies and the Blowdians
Who serve us like
[?] and Joey, man
The haters just can blow me in
The bay they call it boss
Since I'm all state as Tony Danza (Tony Danza)
I'm real right I write real
No phony stanzas (nothing)
The bloggers hate with their
Passive aggressive lonely asses
I keep yelling quit acting
Like you don't know me, bastard
Used to be a problem but funny
Now it's a blessing
If the haters were dollars
I could pull the country out of recession
But fuck it
I'd rather get money out of progression
For my ninjas like Naruto
Not for you putos

[Hook 3: Nocando & Busdriver]
For every mic that I rock know I got
Ten haters
For every dyke on my jock know I got
Ten haters
That's too much oh sike no it's not
Ten haters
I got ten haters
I got ten haters
For every mic that I rock know I got
Ten haters
For every dyke on my jock know I got
Ten haters
That's too much oh sike no it's not
Ten haters
I got ten haters
I got ten haters

[Outro: Busdriver & Nocando]
One little, two little, three little haters
Four little, five little, six little haters
Seven little, eight little, nine little haters
That's ten haters to put to respirators
And put "F"s on their test papers
One little, two little, three little haters
Four little, five little, six little haters
Seven little, eight little, nine little haters
That's ten haters to put to respirators
I put "F"s on their test papers