1-900-2-COMPTON

[Police Officer]
Alright motherfucka come on!

[Warren G]
Get yo' motherfuckin' hands off me motherfuckin' police officer
Hey, fuck you!

[Police Officer]
I ain't bullshiting!

[Warren G]
Man fuck that shit man, I'm tired of you motherfuckers fuckin wit me!

[Police Officer]
Fuck you up!

[Warren G]
That's why y'all always gettin' bust on, motherfucker, shit. Y'all always tweaking man!

[Police Officer]
Just get in the motherfuckin' cell and shut the fuck up!

[Warren G]
Shit man, I'm tired of you motherfuckers fuckin' with me all the time man, I'm tired of this shit man. I'mma call my bitch, she gonna come get me up out this motherfucker, aye, what you smiling at in the corner nigga? Shut up and pass me a cigarette fool. Man I'm tellin' you my bitch gonna come get me up outta here!

[Phone Ring]
[The Girl] Hello?
Warren: Hello
[The Girl] Leroy?

[Warren G]
Bitch this ain't no motherfuckin' Leroy, aye I'm in motherfuckin' jail, you better come get me up outta here, it's me baby wassup!?

[The girl]
First of all I ain't yo' bitch, Second of all I ain't commin' to get you out of

[Warren G]
Ahh fuck that!

[The Girl]
Motherfuckin' nowhere, motherfucker!

[Warren G]
Nah Fuck you

[The Girl]
Fuck you!

[Warren G]
Fuck you!
Aye, thi ye, you better come pick me up from this motherfucker, that's all I know. Aye aye what you talkin' bout phone check nigga, you better wait your turn fool. Aye come get me up outta here baby, that's on the real. Aye, if you don't i'll tell my other bitch to come get me, fuck it, I'll just drop you, fuck it!

[Sample: Parliament - P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)]

[Dr. Dre]
Yo' wassup niggas and niggettes. If you ever have a problem like this, don't call that broke ass nigga you got and don't call that sorry bitch that don't give a fuck about you anyway. What you need to do is call 1-900-2-Compton

(well all right!)

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