1-800-Whipped

I guess we should've stayed at the beach
But it just couldn't happen
I wish it was more within my reach
But I'll just keep on pushin'

A day in Hell done
What else could happen to me?
I call her up to complain
And what does she do?
She falls asleep!

She falls asleep on the phone...
Another day passes
Another day too hectic!
What do I do now?
I think she may be narcoleptic
I call her up, I feel alone
I'm hoping that she's home

I'll apologize about the coffee pot
I call her almost every night
And every night we start to fight

She falls asleep on the phone
I call her up I feel alone
There's nothing to talk about
So she falls asleep on the phone
She falls asleep! You've changed
I've changed, We've changed
She's changed
She falls asleep on the phone