1-800-Suicide

[Intro: Hex Rated]
Ha ha

[Verse 1: Hex Rated]
Uh! I want to watch you die, I'm cutting out your eyes
Or better yet I want to watch you do it to yourself
So grab a knife and cut and slice away your life
Yeah, I'm a suicide voyeur, Hex Rated motherfucker
Oh fuck it, I'm coming for weak pathetic motherfuckers
I'm just gunnin' and killin' fuckers and make it look like it was they own choice
Yo fuck it I just rhyme for like six times, I'm a sick individual with sixty-six lives bodied
I'm not a carbon copy or a copycat killer, I just deliver death
Clean it up and help your fam get the benefit check
Lyrikal Snuff you ain't feeling us yet?
Bet I'ma take a knife and separate your life from flesh
Before you die you're disemboweled your guts are wrapped around your neck
La di da di to the dolly, help me pull you up the steps
And now we're at the fucking ledge, your guts are tied onto the desk
I’ma watch you hang and lose your breath, Hex Rated bitch
Dial toll free suicide, I'll bring you some death bed (Yeah operator)

[Chorus 1: KRS-One & LL Cool J]
Suicide it's a suicide, biddy bye bye
Don't call it a comeback, call it a comeback, don't-don't-don't-don't call it a comeback
Call it a comeback, don't-don't
Suicide it's a suicide, biddy bye bye
Don't call it a comeback, call it a comeback

[Verse 2: Donnie Menace]
I just want to help you kill yourself like Jack Kevorkian, put slashes on your wrists
Bleed to death, tapin' it later, I'm jackin' off to it
I'm awful, kid, anything for stopping your life
Now get on a diving board and belly flop on this knife
You depressed cuz you need a little spark in your life?
Put a fork inside a socket 'til it shocks you, surprise!
You a drinker? I got a concoction you'll like
How about a bleach cocktail from Amanda Todd with some ice?
I know nobody agrees with you, nobody is feeling you
So go ahead and go away so no one has to deal with you
Don't have a gun, no need to go out with a slug
Take a bath and throw a toaster in the tub only if it's plugged
Need to commit a suicide and it's urgent?
Then fuck a Tide pod challenge, snort some lines of detergent
You're probably dying a virgin, the pain you fake is not an issue
I don't wanna hang out unless you're hanging out a window

[Chorus 2: KRS-One & LL Cool J]
Don't call it a comeback, call it a comeback, don't-don't-don't-don't call it a comeback
Call it a comeback, don't-don't
Suicide it's a suicide, biddy bye bye
Don't call it a comeback, call it a comeback
On't-don't-don't-don't call it a comeback
Call it a comeback, don't-don't
Suicide it's a suicide, biddy bye bye
Don't call it a comeback, call it a comeback

[Verse 3: ClockworC]
Well Clock he be auto-robotic and kicking that autoerotic asphyxiation
Killing myself to be getting the belt and then choking out all of my rage
I'm taking a page from Bill popping broads and stomping out my patience
It's been running thinner than a Bobby McGee Ethiopian foot racer
Spitting razors at these rappers' veins, I do the game a favor
Hey there neighbor, I've been achin' to break in your home lately
So rapey, making my cake and then eating it, feeding the people that Soylent Green
I'm Mr. T, I beat and bring the pain like y'all Apollo Creed
My motto be spit Febreze when I be smellin' that teen spirit
Y'all follow Kurt or hang around with Chris Cornell and Robin Williams
Sorry children I know I'm not the most supportive
But I'll come back, your mommy's tramp stamped to avoid abortion
I'm that horsemen y'all ain't horsing, we're forcing this horse dick up in your skull just like you asked cuz I'ma chain you to assist
Your suicide superfly my jet up into that stormy eye
The Lord of Flies, palomine we sipping that cyanide and smoking dynamite
It's mighty fine

[Chorus 2: KRS-One & LL Cool J]
Don't call it a comeback, call it a comeback, don't-don't-don't-don't call it a comeback
Call it a comeback, don't-don't
Suicide it's a suicide, biddy bye bye
Don't call it a comeback, call it a comeback
On't-don't-don't-don't call it a comeback
Call it a comeback, don't-don't
Suicide it's a suicide, biddy bye bye
Don't call it a comeback, call it a comeback