1-800 Skit

[Skit: sample & Tha God Fahim]
We interrupt our program to bring you this important message

(Aha) Hey folks, I'm Tha God Fahim
And if you were hurt in a car accident, work accident
Or you just bust your ass in a accident, I'm the one you should call
You might be able to get paid (One phone call, that's all)
So, for my services, call 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
It's always a motherfucker to be sued, that's right

Yeah! God Fahim! That's my motherfuckin' boy! (That's right)
That nigga got me paid than a motherfucker
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Shit, I ain't even break a finger, y'nam'sayn?
(1-800, 1-800)
Just a little minor fracture, broke a little piеce of my fingernail
(1-800-Sue-A-Mothеrfucker)
Nigga, I got $150,000! God damn, man, I love you, man
(1-800, 1-800)
That's my motherfuckin' boy

Yeah, Tha God Fahim, that's my bro, man
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Like, I totally tripped over a skate—a surfboard, at the beach, man
(1-800, 1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
And I literally got sixty racks for it, man, sixty grand
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Yeah, I'm gonna buy me an expensive bitch
Salute to Tha God Fahim for his awesomeness
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)

So if you were in an accident, hit me up
I mean, it's a accident, it's somebody's fault
I mean, these things don't just happen, I mean goddamn
And you don't want no lawyer all up in your pocket
Studyin' the case, all up in your business, nigga want like 80%
Come to me, I want 'bout 60
Nah, make that 65
Nah, fuck it, 70, that's cool (Hustle!)
(1-800)
Y'nam'sayn? It'll be good
(1-800, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker! 1-800)

Yeah, nigga
(1-800)
So if you done busted your ass, or you think you bust your ass
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)
Tha God Fahim got you, Tha God Fahim Attorney's Offices, nigga
(1-800, 1-800)
Hit them up, y'nam'sayn? 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker!)
There's always a motherfucker to be sued
(1-800!)
Good day, gentlemen
(1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker)

Sue that motherfucker twice ♪

And we're out, hit us up, 1-800-Sue-A-Motherfucker
It's always a motherfucker that need to be sued
Accidents don't happen by itself!