Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
Dave Blunts
“Chris Benoit” is an upcoming song by Dave Blunts. Blunts posted a snippet of the song to his Instagram page on December 4, 2024.
[Intro]
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah (Ayo, Sheff)
[Chorus]
Solar didn't love me and it made me cry
So I might as well give Issabelle a try
But she don't really care 'bout how I feel inside
She don't care how I feel, she don't care how I feel
Bitch, I feel like Morgan Freeman, I got lean on me
When we fuckin', she be squirtin', she be peein' on me
Fuck so good, I make her have an early period
She be sayin' that she love me, I ain't hearin' it
She told me that she got a nigga, I ain't fearin' him
'Cause I'm like Chris Benoit, I'ma crash out
And all my niggas really down to bring the straps out
[Verse]
And all my niggas really down to fuck your main bitch
Dick up in her mouth, she ain't even get a chance to say shit
Thinkin' about Solar, even though the bitch was basic
Issabelle don't care that I'm obese
I don't think she'll try to fuck my homies
I know I said the same shit 'bout Solar
But that's because I didn't really know her
I guess I really don't know Issabelle
Will she do me dirty? Only time will tell
Christmas is finally here
Time for joy and time for cheer
I made a list and checked it twice
I want a bitch that'll treat me right
I want a bitch that'll never leave
Yeah, she's my gift under the tree
[Interlude]
What do I want for Christmas this year?
I just want a bitch that'll never leave and a bitch that'll never cheat
As men, that's all we really ask for, even when it's not Christmas time
But I figured, in the season of giving, in the season of joy, and in the season of cheer
That maybe, just this one time, I would get what I want
Just this one time
[Bridge]
She's my gift under the tree
She's my gift under the tree
[Chorus]
Solar didn't love me and it made me cry
So I might as well give Issabelle a try
But she don't really care 'bout how I feel inside
She don't care how I feel, she don't care how I feel
Bitch, I feel like Morgan Freeman, I got lean on me
When we fuckin', she be squirtin', she be peein' on me
Fuck so good, I make her have an early period
She be sayin' that she love me, I ain't hearin' it
She told me that she got a nigga, I ain't fearin' him
'Cause I'm like Chris Benoit, I'ma crash out
And all my niggas really down to bring the straps out
Solar’s Departure was written by Dave Blunts & Cam Raleigh & Sheffmade.
Solar’s Departure was produced by Cam Raleigh & Sheffmade.
Dave Blunts released Solar’s Departure on Fri Apr 18 2025.