You Can’t Fix Stupid

But if I could give advice to the planet, it would be; don't marry for looks alone, going either way, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, if Barbara's boobs start to sag too much, there's a place you can go where they can just lift 'em right back up where they were. And they can point the nipple wherever they want 'em. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman right there."

If her belly gets too big and she doesn't wanna work it off, you can go gеt a tummy tuck- they'll give you a belly that looks likе a cheerleader. You know, if your eyes go bad, you can have Lasik surgery and they give you 20/20 vision at any age. If your hearing starts to fail, they can put a device in your ear that'll make you able to hear as good as you could the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks...you can't fix stupid.

There's not a pill you can take. There's not a class you can go to. Stupid is fo-evah.