Downtown One Night

Carman: Yo kids, it's Carman here. How you doin? Let me tell you about my friend Lawrence. Yeah, he's that cat on the cover. I call him "L" for short. First time we met, downtown one night, L and another cat named Spitz were cleaning out my car. You know stealing, ganking, robbing? Well, good thing I came along when I did...

Spitz: Hey check out this ride huh?
L: I don't know about this Spitz...
Spitz: Hey, hey chill it's cool
L: Hey we could get busted
Spitz: Listen L, if you wanna hang with the gang you better get used to this real quick
L: I don't know man...

*smash

Spitz: There see? No car alarm, no nothing! I'll yank out the stereo, you check out the glove compartment
L: Yeah, okay. Let's see some maps here, some tapes. Hey, I bet the book could be worth something
Spitz: Bag the book, L. Look for greenbacks, credit cards, you know!
L: Look Spitz, look look! It's got a black leather cover, name lettered in gold
Spitz: Forget the book
L: C-A-R-M-A-N, Carman. What a smooth car this man. I wonder if...
Spitz: Jam! Someone's coming, let's grab some tapes and cruise
L: Look Spitz, this has some black letters, some red letters...some stories--
Carman: Hey furball, what are you doing in my car?
L: Look at this...wait a minute, you ain't Spitz--
Carman: Your friend jetted
L: He took off?
Carman: I should take a picture of this. I mean, I never seen a car broken into by two actual cat burglars
L: Uh, I gotta jet man
Carman: Hey wait up, that's a nice book you got there
L: Yeah, lether cover, gold lettering...
Carman: It's probably worth something. You're gonna lift it aren't you?
L: Yeah...I mean no...I mean it's not mine
Carman: Well, it is now
L: Huh?
Carman: I'm letting you have it
L: Straight up? Uh wait, are you this Car-man?
Carman. Car-man...yeah that's it
L: Oh, so this is your car?
Carman: That's right Garfield
L: And this is your glovebox?
Carman: Yep, you're very brilliant
L: This is your car manual?
Carman: Wellllll...
L: Well listen man, I'm outta here I gotta go get something to eat
Carman: No chill man, like you need the book more than me
L: Man you messin with me?
Carman: No really it's yours. I got another Bible at home
L: Bible! This a Bible? Man I heard of this
Carman: Yeah?
L: Yeah man, I dig the part about the homeboy in a cage of lions knocking out the giant whale with a slingshot. Man that's hard!
Carman: Well that's not exactly it. Here, let me tell you what the book says: