A Christmas Gift to You

[Sarah]:
Hello, this is Saint Etienne here with a special Christmas message for you all. How are you feeling Bob?
[Bob]:
I'm feeling dandy and I just want to say Happy Christmas, war is over. How are you feeling Pete?
[Pete]:
I'm feeling my oats. It's a bit parky in here, isn't it? Anyone fancy a drink? What's your favourite Christmas drink Bob?
[Bob]:
Umm, can I have a vodka with Domestos in it and a slice of [?] please?
[Pete]:
Certainly sir. And Sarah?
[Sarah]:
No thank you, eh... can I have a glass of champagne with an Oxo cube in it please? Thank you. Mmmmm
[Bob]:
Do you want a drink Pete, I'm buying this round?
[Pete]:
No
[Sarah]:
We've got a couple of songs for you and the first one is...
[Bob]:
"Driving Home for Christmas", a smashing song by Chris Rea. And the second one is...
[Pete]:
"Message in a Bottle", a tribute to the gentle giant of rock, Sting
[Sarah]:
And now we'd all like to say...
[All]:
Happy Christmas!!