Wizard’s Ransom

[Intro: K-Rino]
When we last left the Wizard
He had just endured the dangerous encounter with the Sorcerer's son
Only to find out afterwards that he had a son of his own
We pick up the story from there
Let's go

[Verse 1: K-Rino]
I said "Hold up, did you just say that I was your dad?
I think a son is something I’d know if I woulda had
A lot just happened I’m thinking so my mind would be straight
Appreciate you, but I think this is some kind of mistake"
He said, "I understand and kinda figure this you would say
Because I’m here and you just found out that I existed today"
I said, "What's your mother's name?" as he gave me a hug
He said, "How familiar are you with the name L-Dubb"
I was relieved feeling like "Wow I finally found her
'Cause she had disappeared shortly after our encounter
She never told me she was pregnant after all the events
She just left me and I hadn't got a call from her since
I wondered what the reasons coulda been or why you could say
Hope I don't own no intergalactic back child support pay"
He said "We have to go right now there's work to be done"
My next adventure out of the orbit of earth had begun!

[Verse 2: K-Rino]
We reached our destination the following day, if I could only see her again I'd probably stay
I looked around anxiously hoping that she would appear
He said "You seeing my mother's not the reason you're here"
Turned on a monitor and in seconds I started to see
That sorcerer's whole family was targeting me
Wasn't hard to believe knowing how we fought to achieve supremacy over each other yet I thought I was free
My son told they were coming and what we must do
I said "How many," he said "A hundred," I said "Against just two?"
He said "No sir, I've gathered reinforcements to back you"
He had transported the whole SPC in a capsule
In a room a whole crew stood simply posing
Individually roping and cryogenically frozen
Said your comrades would help you with this war with no doubt
He turned the heater up and quickly started thawin' 'em out, yeah

[Verse 3: K-Rino]
All my soldiers had abilities that leaked out clear
But they needed a little extra to compete out here
He said "There's only one way," I said "What is it son?"
He said "If they get extra powers then you'll have none"
I said "Impossible," he said "Yea I've seen this before
You can give them magic talents by relinquishing yours
There's a hundred of them and two of us, so no one advance
And to leave you the way you are you would have no chance"
I said "Okay, but they still have to be mentally trained"
He said "No, they'll have automatically wisdom ingrained"
So he made me drink a potion that targets the brain
And in two minutes my wizardry was emptied and drained
I was simply a frame now, but happy at last
'Cause I knew my coalition would now finish the task
When he let 'em out I felt relieved to see
All of my homies 'til I saw they were coming for me
With full power and magic all of 'em were equipped
Murder One, Round Fellon, K-Water and Nip
Point Blank, PSK, Cap, Sniper, and all
I crawled out of the room and ran right down a hall
Tried to talk sense to 'em, but none of 'em would speak
My thinking was real cloudy and my body was weak
I called out to my son as I fell asking for water
He stood over me laughing and said "You ain't my father!"

[Outro: K-Rino]
Hol'up, hol'up, hol'up really?! Really?! So that's how we doin' it now. Aight