Wish I Woz A Dog

Never do a days work
I never have a wash
Never a suit
I got no need to be posh
K-k-kkeep your lampost shiny and bright...
Stop, look and LISTEN!
Never do a days work
Never have to wash
Never wear a suit...
I got no need to be posh
Keep your lamp post shiny and bright
Cause there ain't no day
And there ain't no night
I wish I woz a dog
Basterised conception
Dogs in a line
You make the rules
Well that's just fine
I wish I woz a dog
So you wanna die...
Yea you're gonna die...
Who's been sleeping in my grave???(brain)?
I gotta get back to what I know...
I wish I woz a dog
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Die..di..di..de..dit..da..
Listen all you people
To the north, south, east and west
Listen to your dog
He knows best