This song has been described as “a totally shitty trash talk song about going to an 80s Catholic boys' school” – specifically “a litany of the disses and shittalk that were guaranteed to be heard, at least once a day” at Brendan B. Brown’s high school.
On the band’s old website, Brown said about th...
[Verse 1]
You, you think yer such a bad ass
You think yer such a rough neck
Well I saw you outside eating truffles with yer mom on the patio
I think it's really sad though
And tell yer girl ta quit buggin' me
'Cause I saw her outside suckin' dick
In the bathroom of the bus of the Iron Maiden cover band
[Chorus]
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win
[Verse 2]
Me, I'm just another gringo
A bitter jalepeno
But I gets more montequilla
In a week than your bitch ass gets in a lifetime
You're steppin' on a land mine
Your gonna shoot yer eye out
I'm thinkin' what in the Sam Ham Hill
Is goin' on wit yer moms in the clogs and the skirt
Wouldn't fuck'er for my country with a flag on her face and a stolen dick
[Chorus]
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
I'm gonna win
When your pencil neck breaks, when your bird chest caves in
[Verse 3]
You, you think yer still a bad ass
You think your still a rough neck
Well let's take this outside
Truffles was written by Brendan B. Brown.
Truffles was produced by Wheatus & Philip A. Jimenez.