Commercial Success

I want to be a commercial success
So I can be just like the rest
I want to be a commercial success
So I can be just like the rest
Fame and fortune and a brand new car
I’ll own a Lincoln and a New York bar
I won’t be happy 'til they call be a star
So there

I want to be in a rock and roll band
Smokin’ dope in the back of the van
I want to be in a rock and roll band
Rolling joints and snortin’ cocaine
I’ll fly to Dallas on a big jet plane
I’ll hear ‘em screamin’ and shoutin’ my name
So there

I want to be an American dream
Make a million while I’m still in my teens
I want to be an American dream
Make a million while I’m still in my teens
I’ll grow my hair 'til it touches my knees
I’ll call my banker whenever I please
I’ll have a groupie wipe my nose when I sneeze
So there