The Weird Revolution

(Spoken)
On behalf of Dr. Timothy Leary; in association with the legions of illuminated social rejects; and as an influential administrator and creator of musical chaos in these so called "United States" I stand as a messenger of strangeness this evening in order to impress upon or at least to instruct the honorable musicians as to the methods and motives of the truly bizarre reality - The Weird Revolution
Thomas Jefferson, cofounder and president of this normally corrupt nation said "If God is truly just I tremble for the fate of my country"
Secondly, there are some dynamics at play which I must familiarize you with
The so-called weirdos in this country stand as completely freaked out by the normal man as the normal man is completely freaked out by the weird masses reaction to him
Which came first - you may ask - chicken or egg; you may ask. Well, the chicken of course; and it's time to break this weird-ass chain
The weird masses don't want to be normalized
Weirdos want to be abnormal
The freaks can't be formally normalized nor can we normally formalized
What we want is complete weirdification
Basically, we don't want weirdness from the normal man
We don't want to be freaked out by the normal man
We want to outfreak the normal man
The normal man entices and prostitutes and performs surgery on our weird women
Yes, even your brother could be a victim of his plastic fantasies
And if you weird out his daughter he'll plast your ass
What's good for the goose is good for the gander
Are you freaking with me?
What is good for the goose is good for the gander
So you can pluck out his feathers and smile because you are defending our weird women from the freaky-ass thoughts of the bug-eyed, bow-legged normal man