Ag Pleez Deddy

[Verse 1]
Ag pleez, Deddy
Won't you take us to the drive-in?
All six, seven of us
Eight, nine, ten

We wanna see a flick about
Tarzan an' the Ape Men
An' when the show is over you can
Bring us back again

[Chorus]
Popcorn, chewing gum
Peanuts an' bubblegum
Ice cream, candy floss
An' Eskimo Pie

Ag, Deddy, how we miss
Nigga balls an' licorice
Pepsi-Cola, ginger beer
And Canada Dry

[Verse 2]
Ag, pleez, Deddy
Won't you take us to the funfair?
We wanna have a ride
On the bumper cars

We'll buy a stick of candy floss
And eat it on the octopus
Then we'll take the rocket ship
That goes to Mars

[Chorus]
Popcorn, chewing gum
Peanuts an' bubblegum
Ice cream, candy floss
An' Eskimo Pie

Ag, Deddy, how we miss
Nigga balls an' licorice
Pepsi-Cola, ginger beer
And Canada Dry

[Verse 3]
Ag pleez, Deddy
Won't you take us to the wrestling?
We wanna see an ou called
Sky High Lee

When he fights Willie Liebenberg
There's gonna be a murder
'Cause Willie's gonna donner
That blerrie Yankee

[Chorus]
Popcorn, chewing gum
Peanuts an' bubblegum
Ice cream, candy floss
An' Eskimo Pie

Ag, Deddy, how we miss
Nigga balls an' licorice
Pepsi-Cola, ginger beer
And Canada Dry

[Verse 4]
Ag pleez, Deddy
Won't you take us off to Durban?
It's only eight hours
In the Chevrolet

There's spans of sea an' sand an' sun
And fish in the aquarium
That's a lekker place
For a holiday

[Chorus]
Popcorn, chewing gum
Peanuts an' bubblegum
Ice cream, candy floss
An' Eskimo Pie

Ag, Deddy, how we miss
Nigga balls an' licorice
Pepsi-Cola, ginger beer
And Canada Dry

[Verse 4]
Ag pleez, Deddy—
VOERTSEK!

[Verse 5]
Ag sis, Deddy
If we can't kraak to bioscope
Or go off to Durban
Life's a heng of a bore

If you won't take us to the zoo
Then what the heck else can we do
But go on out and moer
All the oukies next door?

[Chorus]
Popcorn, chewing gum
Peanuts an' bubblegum
Ice cream, candy floss
An' Eskimo Pie

Ag, Deddy, how we miss
Nigga balls an' licorice
Pepsi-Cola, ginger beer
And Canada Dry