Real Deal vs Tony D

[Round 1: Real Deal]
Straight to the bars it is
MC fly like Marty is
'Bout to put an old dog down I'm on my Marley shit
If your girl's a party bring her to my house of parliament
Leave DNA laying on the couch like Charlie Clips
You rap all dark and shit, homie that's just hard to pitch
This ain't classic rock, rap and hip hop don't target Brits
Battler and teacher I'ma Socrates and Spartacus
That's how I get a leg up like fucking Paul McCartney's bitch
Yeah, and you up against a Yank', you on the hill but I ain't no C.C
I came to KOTD to K.O.-T.D
As far as Arcane goes Kano that chain goes easy
Your King will get the blues but he ain't no B.B
Cause I like top condition, old man's clock is ticking
They came to watch ankles pop, angle lock submissions
It's like Iron Mike, y'all would ask Robin Givens to try boxing with him?
I flex on Sonny like Ali after dropping Liston
He wait, he pops in Britain
He's the king of Don't Flop division
You still battle for competition?
Belts, chains, tiers, ranks, spots, positions?
That's why you rap about weed without a pot to piss in
But the gwap I'm getting could buy a whole encyclopedia of Caustic writtens
Question: how the fuck are you old as shit and you look like you're in 2nd grade?
You're at that meditating, power walking and leisurely play tennis age
But you're an up and comer now, wow, finally you're getting paid
You're the oldest rookie since Dennis Quaid was pitching for the Devil Rays

[Round 2: Real Deal]
Yo second round, I'll admit, that shit was better
I think I know why you keep choking; get a bigger sweater
Smack rappers been acting holier than thou, made me step down like the pope
But ain't a let down, cause I'ma step down on his throat
You said, "You wanna battle Tony?" I said, "Match confirm."
You said, "Don't sleep on him cause he's British." I wasn't that concerned
He has a rap group called "Poisonous Poets", I know that's absurd
I wouldn't claim that shit on my tax return
Poisonous Poets? That really sounds like a lyrical crew
I bet y'all rap about a lot of violent threatening shit that you "lyrically" do
That man in a group called "The Lyrical Miracles"
I bet you list your genre as "Lyrical Music"
You tell your mates, "Bruv, you can say anything threatening you want...as long as you add 'lyrical' to it."
Meanwhile your whole steelo is east coast, thinking you can get by with it
You can't even spell your rap name 'Tony' without the "NY" in it
God bless America, you characters everyone's cuckoo
Uppercutting bus drivers become legends on Youtube
Even something as sweet as Honey fucking ends with Boo Boo
Cause Llama's get to talking like The Emperor's New Groove
Now, I don't know what the crime rate is in Walthamstow
Call me when you can buy an assault rifle in a Wal-Mart though
So don't think you gon' pop off cause we in Canada and I'm not at home
I'll tell you like I tell my young son, "Watch that tone."
So if you see me in customs or anywhere by the boarder
Do like the last Tony that ran Britain did, Blair, follow American orders
Yeah the fat lady's singing, tell Susan Boyle won the pipe
Tony face it you as replaceable as a Mormon wife
British people think you're a hero, you [?] to that foreign pipe
Well tell 'em Superman, what falling off of that horse is like

[Round 3: Real Deal]
Aye this is real shit, y'all wonder why he's even here, I'ma tell you
Now, street rappers always look at Don't Flop like nerds with jokes
Pale, white, frail type, suburban folk
Ridiculous accents in every verse they wrote
They said terms like "wanker" and words like, "bloke"
We said, "It's only a matter of time before we see Eurgh go broke."
But Rowan is no dummy as far as the circuit goes
He looked at battling like drug dealing
He saw how Smack was packaged to work and so
Thought if he could get brown bubbling his product would convert to dope
Aiight, no? Okay I guess I gotta be blunt so it hits home
You're only getting a push cause of your skin-Tone
I know that's hard to imagine being a market strategy
You ain't notice after you he started targeting Smack MC's?
Oh but you thought that you were different huh? Special and unique
You're there to bridge the gap between minorities and connect them with the streets
To get a demographic that he's never gonna reach
And get the Brand legitimate again like Get Him To The Greek
That's why your message is so sore
Like, "This is some shit he'll have to atone for."
But if Shotty keeps getting street battles, what the fuck they need a Tone for?
You back, you brag about beating Illmac' but he trashed you on an off day
You call Oshea a cheater and a redundant pattern of [?]
You act like you're better than them Don't Flop battles
For god sake's Tony should win a Tony, he's been acting in a broad-way
Now Deffinition mentioned your sister having an abortion
Tough, I know the pain was hard
Doc spread her legs apart like, "How you paying? Card?"
You should've just rode with the hanger like cable cars
Y'all look at me like, "Damn, that's a tasteless bar."
But wait, here's my favorite part
The doc let her keep the little fucker and she named him "Mason...Jar"
The only reason I chose to make a reference to that British kid
Is cause I just caught a body like that clinic did