Oompa Loompa

[Intro]
Bounce with me
C'mon and just bounce with me
Everybody in the plae just bounce with me
C'mon and just bounce with me

[Verse 1]
Yo
1,2,3
Hey y'all it's me
The one and only B-R-E-I-T-H
You're fine, one of a kind
And every single time I pick up the mic it feels
Great when I rhyme, say every line
From the bottom of my diaphragm
Looking for the grey
[?]
Made up my mind to keep taking steps forward even though I can't see
Straight all the time
Rate me a nine and I'll probably keep going til you give me a ten
B team done did it again
Spin it around and blew up the mic
And accidentally ended a friend
Oh no!
[?] throw down
But the next person that tries to call me O Town
Is on now, 'bout to be a show down
If I'm talking too fast just tell me to slow down

Is that better? Can you understand me now?
Am I speaking Spanish now? Or does it sound like I've got a sandwich in my mouth?
Do I have to translate this rap slang for y'all?

[Verse 2]
C'mon
Back at it, energetic
Make your sugar rush higher than a diabetic
Now I'm running out of breath like an asthmatic
Feeling for the beat like a rap addict
Somebody call the paramedics
Call a pair of doctors to inject the anathestic
Ain't no way you gon' calm me down
B Team gon' wild it out
C'mon!

[Interlude]
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Oompa loompa doompety doe
B. Reith is off the heezy for sho
Oompa loompa doompety dee
Pay close attention and you will see

[Verse 3]
Broken hearts, broken laws
Living in a world with a broken cause
Keeps on spinning
Nobody knows why it do
Just because
What if I told you that I knew
The one who created you
And gave you life
And gave you everything
Would you believe?
Time to sing that (oompa) too de loo
Let me get down to what I came to do
Make you bounce 'til you fly straight out your shoes
Like you just drank 22 Mountain Dews (hoo-die hoo!)
Jump, hop skip to my lou
Can't nobody do this better than you know who
Yours truly tighter than Fruit of the Loom draws
Shrunk down two sizes too small
B. Reith the one man band
You can't stand [?]
'Cause I'm doing backflips and handstands
[?] handstamp [?] Amsterdam
The last man that tried to withstand the [?]
Got hit harder than a backhand from Van Damme
When I'm slicker than Marilyn Manson
It's a fat chance that you aren't saving the last dance for this

[Interlude]
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you get when you turn up the heat?
Angry neighbors woken up from their sleep
What happens when you overdose on rap?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it

[Verse 4]
What? Thought I was done?
We just getting started, we don't stop for nothing
Rain or shine, I'mma find
An opportunity to speak my mind
In the middle of a dark cold rainy storm
I'mma be there rhyming with a raincoat on
'Cause a little bit of water never hurt before
Like a lotta sweat dripping out from my pores
And I gotta give people what they searchin' for
So they don't have to hurt no more
Go ahead [?] you'll be certain of the joy in store
Open up the curtain and enjoy the show
Even if the beat's stolen
Leave your brain swollen
Fried from listening, dissecting the track
So tight that the number one question asked is
"Why in the world didn't I think of that?"

[Interlude]
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Oompa loompa doompety doe
B. Reith is off the heezy for sho
Oompa loompa doompety dee
Pay close attention and you will see