Under The Influence(r)

[Verse 1]
First things first that's just not the way it works
All your lines are well rehearsed but if you think that I'm the bad cop you make good look so much worse
'Cause if you're not nice to the waiter baby that means you're a jerk
Oh wouldn't it be apropo for you to blame a Scorpio
But I don't need to read a horoscope to know you'll die alone
So if you didn't get the punchline baby that means you're the joke

[Pre-Chorus]
I introduced you to my parents and for nothing
You make me wanna call my mom
Instead I wrote this song

[Chorus]
You broke my heart, my eyes are red
It hurts so much, wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again

[Verse 2]
Was that your plan? Kick me down just 'cause you can
You're the lion I'm the lamb and like a sheep led to the slaughter no I never stood a chance
'Cause you're as honest as the photos that you filter for the 'gram

[Pre-Chorus]
We met at a party
Maybe I should have known
When you pushed me aside hoping someone famous would take you home
Then you settled for me, wish you woulda let me be

[Chorus]
You broke my heart, my eyes are red
It hurts so much, wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love again
You broke my heart, left me on edge
I should have listened to my friends
I'll never fall in love again

[Bridge]
I'm tired of learning the hard way
And you're too unconcerned to be sorry
I hope this song is a hit so that you can get the message, but you won't (but you won't)
And if that's how it goes I want you to know

[Chorus]
You broke my heart, my eyes are red
It hurts so much, wish I was dead
I'll never fall in love
You broke my heart, my stomach's sick
Your new boyfriend, he's such a dick
I'll never fall in love again