Tricky Tee Rap

[Intro]
One two, y'all
Ya don't stop
Keep on, let's rock the house, y'all
Keep on, let's rock the house, y'all

[Verse 1]
Well I'm Tricky Tee, and I'm on the go
I rock your house ’til it's time to go
It's time to go, you don't want to leave
And you know you got clocked by Tricky Tee
Well now you know Tricky Tee's my name
Gonna tell everybody how I got my fame
The hood was rocking that Saturday
As I preceded to shock the day
We was rocking the house last Friday night
And that's when I was rocking the mic
When a little sucka sucka from a Hollywood
Said I was rocking the mic, like a MC should
So I told Mr. B, my MC name
And we ran to the airport and got on the plane
Everything was fine and everything was cool
I decided to rock the place for the crew
We got out of the plane and in to the limousine
That's when I told him I was seventeen
He said seventeen, I can deal with that
So spark up a joint and sign the contract
He said now we gonna, uh, cut the jam
And you got more rhymes than the sea got clams
I said I can rock, uh, any time
Well just give me the beat and I'll rock the rhyme
He said that's good, and you're right on time
When I rock the beat, you rock the rhyme
We went into the studio and I sat down
That's when I first saw Peter Brown
He said sit in the chair, boy, and have a cigar
You're gonna go for, uh, and be a superstar
So uh here I am, and I'm a superstar
And I rock you to your knees no matter who you are

[Interlude 1]
Rock, rock y'all, get down
Rock, rock y'all, get down

[Verse 2]
And now I'm making money with the greatest of ease
And I rock the house for the young ladies
The young ladies wanna know about
You see my rhymes are def, I'm gonna turn it out
All the young ladies see me cruising away
Down the block in my OJ
They see me cruising in my OJ
And they stick out they thumb, they wanna go my way
I open the door, hop inside
And they close the door, and we begin to ride
The OJ break down in the cold
I pick you up in my, uh, Rolls Royce
The Rolls break down, you never know what order
I pick you up in my deuce and a quarter
The deuce break down in the middle of the block
I pick you up in my Audi Fox
My Audi Fox break down in the sun
I pick you up in my little brown Bug
My Bug break down and we stuck in the rain
And forget the land and we go by plane
The plane ain't right for you and me
And forget the air, we go by sea
We go by sea in my 40 foot yacht
We go to Bermuda where everything's hot
We have a kid, we treat him nice
And he grows up to be cool as ice
He grows up to be a def MC
And he rocks the house like his dad, Tricky Tee

[Interlude 2]
Rock on, y'all—it don't stop
Keep on, and get down
Well I'm Tricky Tee, and I'm on the go
And I rock to the rhythm of the stereo
’Cause when I rock the sure shot beat
I'ma rock the house, and I'm so unique
’Cause I rock, y'all, I get down
And I rock y'all, I get down

[Verse 3]
And I was walking down the street on a nice hot day
When about 20 freaks wanna give me a play
I ran out my house, and I dropped a dime
The crew was there with less than no time
There was Marco Ace, and Mister Cee
A-C-Ski and, uh K.G
We got all the girls and we pleased to rap
We rock them down 'cause that's where we at
We rock the girls here, we from the east
And we rock the house like this you see
’Cause I'm Tricky Tee, I'm Tricky Tee
If you wanna rock then you call me
You drop the dime to my house
And I'll rock your place and I will turn out
’Cause I was cruising down in my OJ
When I seen the freak she was headed my way
So I asked the freak if she want a ride
As I opened the door, she hopped inside
So I took her on down to my house
And when I got her in my room, I bust her out
So I tolds the freak she was really nice
And that's when I asked her to be my wife
She said oh yeah, that surely could be
’Cause I know you are Tricky Tee
I said Tricky Tee, you know that's right
You know that I can rock the mic
’Cause when I rock the mic I am never sad
I rock the house and you can ask my dad
And if you like the way I rock the mic
Just call me up and I'll rock tonight
If you wanna party just drop a dime
And I'll be right over say anytime
Any time you wanna rock
Just rock with me and I'll rock the spot
'Cause I'm Tricky Tee and I rock your house
You listen to me as I turn out
You see you come from way up the state
And I rock the house and I'm a really great
From California to the coast of Maine
Everybody knows my name
I'm from a way down north, you can hear my voice
When I rock the house I'm never soft
'Cause when I rock the house you see I can't resist
When I rock the house, you see I do it like this
When I'm sitting in my room watching TV
When I got a call from Stephanie
She said I seen you in school and I like your smile
She said come on over to my place for a while
I got to her house and I knocked on the door
The girl that answered I did adore
She said sit right down, relax and at ease
And the next thing I knew, my pants were at my knees
My pants were at my knees and I was busting it out
And I was rocking to the rhythm without a doubt
I was busting it out, and it was fine
That's when she broke out the bottle of wine
The bottle of wine was so damn good
I rocked it down like I knew I would
And when I rocked it down she fell in love
She came from the skies above
She came from the skies to rock with me
'Cause I told her I was that Tricky Tee
'Cause I'm a Tricky Tee, and I'm a Tricky Tee
And I will rock the mic so viciously
'Cause I could rock to the rhythm and I could rock to the rock
My name is number one on the MC chart
The MC chart you wanna know about
'Cause my rhymes are def, I'm gonna turn it out
I'm gonna rock the house for the guys and females
And I know I got a lot of clientele
I got clientele and I'm the prince of charm
If you're a fly girl you wanna be under my arm
I'm the Prince of charm and the kid that finesse
'Cause when it comes to young ladies I am the very best
I'm a loving man and a def MC
When I rock the mic, I rock viciously
I'm not from the Bronx or even New York
But I rock the house and I don't dare cough
I don't dare cough, I don't dare choke
But I could rock your house, I don't even smoke
I don't smoke cheeba, I don't drink the brew
But you know I'm down with the Kool Out Crew
You know the Kool Out Crew, and we are really on
And we can rock you down to the break of dawn
But I'm Tricky Tee, I'ma rhyme myself
I'm gonna put my pride up on the shelf
I'm gonna put on my Lees, I'm gonna rock the mic
I'm gonna make the young ladies walk me home tonight
If you're a young lady and you're all alone
Come to the party and I'll walk you home
I'll walk you home and you get on your porch
I rock you down 'cause that's my sport
I conversate and I look you in your face
And I ask you can, you rock the place
And when I look in your face, and I prove your point
Uh that's when I will spark up a joint