I Hate You More Than I Hate the News (And I Really Hate the News)

[Intro]
Bill isn't doing so well, is he?
What went wrong?

[Verse 1]
Your mouth is always running
You're spraying bullets from your
Dog shit, hypocrite, smug and somewhat ignorant mind
Maybe try saying something
That carries value in this
Sad, poor, desolate rock inside this universe's eye

[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe I just don't like your nose

[Chorus]
You're more to me than an enemy
You're a danger to our society
And you're the worst human being I've ever met in my goddamn life!
There's really nothing you're bound to be
You're a waste of all precious energy
And when you breathe the fumes of your rancid lies kill entire blue whales!

[Verse 2]
You think you're oh so funny
But I'd rather eat a bloody tampon
Than listen to your recyclable copy paste jokes
And when the sky is sunny
You'll make it cloudy with your
Bitter attitude and rude remarks against my crew, and dude

[Pre-Chorus]
There's just so much that I have wrong with..
YOU!

[Chorus]
You're more to me than an enemy
You're a cataclysmic catastrophe
You're a tumor
(Yeah, okay...
OH!)
You're more to me than infirmary
'Cuz you need help and it's plain to see
And I don't wanna see your facial baggage for the rest of my whole natural life!

[Interlude]
I hate everything about you
And if you couldn't tell, and I think I've made myself pretty clear
I'd rather drink piss than sit in a room with you for five minutes
You know, it's almost funny
'Cuz you're almost not worth the energy to write a four minute song about you
But, you know, here I am, so...
I guess it kinda helps, for... for me at least

[Chorus]
You're more to me than an enemy
You're a politician's pornography
And every time I try to say your name I throw up in my mouth a little bit!
My goal in life is to make you bleed
And I won't stop til' I do achieve
And there's so many insults, so you know what?
Here's a list of the things you are, all the things!

[Outro]
You're a prostitute with an STD
You're reality shows on MTV
You're a hemorrhoidal reality
You're a boy scout in a fraternity
You're a grown man with no priorities
You're a peeping tom in a sorority
You're the new Hitler of our history
You know what? You're just a bit like me