Woke Up in Pallet Town

[Sample 1: Michael Haigney]
Charmander!

[Sample 2: Charles Martinet]
Yahoo!

[Verse 1: shofu]
Woke up in Pallet Town, momma' said can't no one hold me (Nah)
Hat to the back, turning back to the old me (Let's go)
Fuck wit' me? Got Mega Stones on my wrist (Yuh)
Charizard come out, they back away slowly ([?])
Champion, bitch, not a stain on my trophy (Hoo!)
Barceus, every word out my mouth holy (Yuh)
You do not know me
I turn all the beef to bologna
I come through, you flop like a Goldeen (Flop like a Goldeen, God damn')
Weak trainers wasting my time, they like Zubat and Geodude stalling me out (Get it)
I'm getting pussy and money
You put that together, I guess you can call it "Meowth" (Bitch)
Got my feet on the couch
Snatchin' your map and your sister, you see me run up in your house (Woo!)
Shine on you hoes like a ruby
But still spit that sapphire
Make it rain up in a Drought (Bah-Bah!)
Fuck with me now
Destiny Bond, bitch, you stuck with me now (Yuh)
Cash grow like grass, ring the bell when I sprout (Yuh)
Seismic Toss, I'll turn your whole world around
I'm coming for the crown, then I run up on a gym, and we don't give a fuck about it (Hoo! Nah!)
Anyone could get it, I'm like Gary when I battle (Yuh)
Sick Pokés, throw a ball, then I watch you bitches scatter (Ha)
6-0, so appalled, how I beat you with a Tackle (God damn')
You new to my channel? My foes get dismantled (Yuh)
Daycare Man, anyone's Pokés can get handled (Hoo!)
Everyone knows I'm not to be fucked w-

[Outro: Shofu Tha BeatDown]
Yo', man, chill (Chill, chill)
God damn' (Damn', damn', damn')
You can't be going that hard from the beginning, relax (Relax, relax, relax)
But now that we on that note (Okay)
What's poppin' with it?
Shofu Tha BeatDown (Oh my God)
Trap Ketchum the mixtape (Fuck)
All up in them guts
#BULLETBILL (Holy shit)
#FUXWITME
You hear that water? We swimming in bitches (Whoa!)
Getting that Meowth (Oh, God)
You already know what that means
B-B-B-B-Bitch (Okay, okay)
God damn'-amn'-amn'-amn', oh shit (Shit, shit, shit)
Hahaha (Hahaha, hahaha)