Icepack!

You had a pretty decent Saturday night
You woke up Monday, couldn't find your clothes
You had two swollen lips and a bloody, broken nose
I know he's depressed since you progressed
Beyond just falling for his bros[?]

You'll have some pretty decent Saturday nights
You wake up happy, put on your robe
Sunday bloody marys, consider this case closed
You say he's the best, your folks impressed
With how he keeps you on your toes

A high-school single-hitter somehow made it to the pro's

When jolted lovers go on the attack
You need to make a phone call
You need to make a plan
And someone better bring the ice pack
And no one's gonna make this easier
And no one's gonna call you back
And someone better bring the ice pack

On a pretty recent Saturday night
You made assumptions, you set new goals
You've gotta get reimbursed for all the things he stole
I know he's a mess since his arrest
Who knew he'd violate his parole
University professor who can never be consoled

Saturday night

When jolted lovers go on the attack
You need to make a phone call
You need to make a plan
And someone better bring the ice pack
And no one's gonna make this easier
And no one's gonna call you back
And no one's gonna call you

(I'll make this worse)

You need to make a phone call

(I'll make this worse)

You need to make a plan

(I'll make this worse)