Police

Police come I didn't want to go this morning
Police come I didn't want to go this morning
Police come I didn't want to go
Shot him in the head with my 44 this morning

Roll your dice and have your fun this morning
Roll your dice and have your fun this morning
Roll your dice and have your fun
Then run like the devil when the police come this morning

There's old John lying on a log this morning
There's old John lying on a log this morning
There's old John lying on a log
His finger on the trigger and his eye on a hog, this morning

Down went the trigger and bang went the gun this morning
Down went the trigger and bang went the gun this morning
Down went the trigger and bang went the gun
Wish I had a wagon I'd be haulin him home this morning

Know a little secret I ain't gonna tell this morning
Know a little secret I ain't gonna tell this morning
Know a little secret I ain't gonna tell
I wanna go to heaven but I'm going to Hell this morning

There's old John sittin on a plow this morning
There's old John sittin on a plow this morning
There's old John sittin on a plow
Tryin' to get a woman but he don't know how this morning

Tryin' to get a woman but he don't know how this morning
Tryin' to get a woman but he don't know how this morning
Tryin' to get a woman but he don't know how
Tryin' to get a woman but he only got a sow this morning

The police come I didn't want to go this morning
Police come I didn't want to go this morning
Police come I didn't want to go
Shot him in the head with my 44 this morning