Hey Mama

Hey mama, you can't do a natural thing
Hey mama, you can't do a natural thing
'Cause you're too fat to dance, too darn big to sing

Hey mama, you must weigh 295
Hey mama, you must weigh 295
'Cause you're too fat to shake, you're too darn big to jive

Hey mama, I don't want you round no more
Hey mama, I don't want you round no more
'Cause you're too fat to dance, too darn big to go

Hey mama, you don't got a lotta soul
Hey mama, you don't got a lotta soul
'Cause you're too fat to rock, too darn big to roll