Pony

[Verse 1]
I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
It takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't wanna get off

[Chorus]
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

[Verse 2]
Sitting here flossing
Peeping your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

[Chorus]
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

[Interlude: Vermin Supreme]
Um, I'm, uh, asking you right now, uh
Do you still stand by your pledge made in 2008
To provide a pony for every American
Yes, I do, sir
Free ponies for all Americans

[Bridge]
If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team

[Chorus]
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin', come and jump on it

[Outro]
Do it, ride it
Saddle
Ooh