Balls Out, Momma Bailed On Me

[Intro - Ahlsocrazi]

Mmm
Hmm
Mmm
Mmm

[Lead Up]

Yo
Yo
Yo
This is sounding kind of Chinese
I can't recreate this
I can't recreate this

[Verse #1 - Breaking Down The Great Wall - Ahlsocrazi]

Oh hello
My name is Chinese
I am gonna please everyone on my knees
I am sort of a slut, yes I am
And I think I just might blow my friend Sam
Oh my God, I can't believe I said that
I think I'm going on a date tomorrow, yes'ah
I am gonna go hiking and have fun
Wait no, that's not true
We're going to a vegan done'er
Um, no it's breakfast and it's quite alright with me
Let's see
Um, I don't know what I'm doing, but that's okay
Because I'm just gonna keep on, keep on, keep on, keep on spewing

[Verse #1.5 - Ching Chong Fortune Cookie Time - Ahlsocrazi]

I am not a Chinese guy
I'm not a Chinese lady
And I'm not a Chinese fry
In a vat of sorceresses
That is missus, this is disses
I don't know what I'm gonna say
I don't know what I'm gonna do
But this is me bringing just another freestyle to you
And you know what?
I think I just might be a little weird
But I think I'm fucking inside another napkin dear (Oooh)
I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (Oooh)
I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (Oooh)
I'm stuck in a napkin, dear (x 3)

[Verse #2 - King County Correctional Savant - Ahlsocrazi]

Alright bring that music back
Balls out, Momma bailed on me that
Is the truth
What happened when I was in King County Correctional Facility
No wait, that's not it
She just didn't have the money to bail me out and that is really the shit
Because I hated sitting in that motherfucking place
Playing chess with myself all over the place
I had to be a savant to keep myself entertained
And that's kinda what I'm doing right now, it's motherfucking insane
Ha, I am just what I'm gonna be
And that's a little weird, can you follow follow me?

(Indistinguishable noise from mystic creature)

[Verse #3 - The Metamorphosis - Ahlsocrazi]

Whoa, what was that?
(Laugh)
What was that?
Uh, yo
This is so fucking bizarre
I don't even know why I would listen to this
Why would anyone listen to this shit?
Why would anyone listen to this shit?
I don't know, but I think I just might be in Love with it
Because I am a Man on his journey to become
Everything that I ever wanted to, and I'm gonna run
I'm gonna dance and I'm gonna sing and I'm gonna play
And I'm coming out of the Hive like a motherfucking drone today
And I'm gonna walk around because I don't have wings
But if I drink a Red Bull then I just might
Uh, wait a minute, that is wrong
I don't know what I'm doing, but this song is really wrong
And I hate this shit (What the fuck! What the fuck! Why is it so...?)
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What (x4)
I don't know how this thing works, because I'm not reading directions
I'm not reading directions
That was the shittiest song I've ever fucking done in my life, but I'm still gonna post it