Things You Oughta Know by GWAR
Things You Oughta Know by GWAR

Things You Oughta Know

GWAR * Track #1 On The World According To GWAR

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Things You Oughta Know by GWAR

Performed by
GWAR
Produced by
GWAR & Robert Margouleff
Writed by
Don Drakulich
About

“Things You Oughta Know” is a spoken word track by GWAR’s manager Sleazy P. Martini (Don Drakulich). In it, he mocks the listener while discussing the plot of the then-upcoming album RagNaRök over a looped section of “Think You Oughta Know This”.

Things You Oughta Know Lyrics

(Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip, rip everybody off!)

Howdy, folks. Sleazy P. Martini, comin' at ya from my coke-filled jacuzzi, here to talk to you about my boys. You know, those Antarctic rock gods from outer space, GWAR
You see, I'm here to explain exactly what this tape is that you're listening to. That's right, a shameless and desperate plug. And also to explain the concept of our new album
"Concept album?" you say. I know what you're thinking: "Sleazy, we're dull, we like the old concepts better. We don't like change. There's only so much originality our acne-scarred minds can handle." Well that's just too bad, cause this concept is the truth! And you're probably right, you can't handle the truth. Especially when it means the end of your dreams of promotion from grease scrapper to assistant french fry boy. Yeah, that's right, there goes your precious "careers"
I'm talkin' about the big one. You know, the same one that put the dinosaurs six miles under. I'm talkin' "put your head between your Thighmaster and kiss your flabby ass goodbye" death meteor. Or, as the Norse might have called it, "RagNaRök"
Oh? You haven't heard? I'm sorry, I keep forgetting you're not rich and powerful like me. You see, the government is going to bury this from little turdlings like you, the same as the comet's gonna bury your pathetic service industry career. Luckily, there are bands like GWAR around who see the futility of the situation for what it is, and who are shamelessly willing to make a quick buck while there's still time
That's right, GWAR's new album RagNaRök features 14 new tracks that reflect the essence of man's existence on Earth. In a word, short. A perfect soundtrack to your so-called lives. So get off that wallet, you know you can't take it with ya. Buy GWAR's new album RagNaRök. And hey, if you don't like it, who's gonna care in a year or so?
(Buy the GWAR album)

(Everybody rip everybody else off
Everybody rip, rip everybody off!)

Things You Oughta Know Q&A

Who wrote Things You Oughta Know's ?

Things You Oughta Know was written by Don Drakulich.

Who produced Things You Oughta Know's ?

Things You Oughta Know was produced by GWAR & Robert Margouleff.

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