Good To Know That If I Need Attention All I Have To Do Is Levitate

Vice Grip came from another time when everything was perfect and fine
And we worked all day just to sing all night and we loved our little country lives
Then one day a wizard came along and he taught us hundreds of magical songs
Some were from the future, others from the past
And we traveled through time from the first until the last

And now prepare your ears for the most amazing album they will ever hear

(Is thе pre-launch ready, Verizon Star?)
(Just a fеw more seconds, I'm synthesizing the holo-disc now!)
(Queue The Nightmare!)