BLIPPI, DA GOAT

[Intro]
So

[Verse 1]
So yesterday I was at a store, y'know, i-it was Walmart, a fine day, y'know, it's uh, y'know we're talking February 12th, 2021, I go to the cash register, and I see Blippi, of all people, Blippi, you heard me
Um, so he...
I didn't know he was just at a-at a-at a store, I didn't know, 'cus he's like a famous Youtuber, I don't know what he's making money, off of my local Walmart-

[Chorus]
Blippi, Blippi
Come on everyone, let's make learning fun (Augh)
Blippi, Blippi
So much to learn about, we're gonna make you wanna shout (Auuauuauuauugh)
Blippi, Blippi
Come on everyone, let's make learning fun
Blippi, Blippi
So much to learn about, we're gonna make you wanna shout (Oo oo ayaa)
Blippi, Blippi
Come on everyone, let's make learning fun
Blippi, Blippi
So much to learn about, we're gonna make you wanna shout

[Verse 2]
So I didn't think much of it at first, y'know, I actually thought, "This is probably a clone, or a fake Blippi of all sorts," y'know, y'know, one o-one of those. But then I came to realise it was actually him, this wh-I-I looked at his Instagram, and it said he was, y'know, at Walmart, and uh, y'know, we became friends from there, y'know, uh, ___, y'know, uh, but, yeah, h-he's been helping me, w-w-with everything, y'know
He's not a fictional character

[Chorus]
Blippi, Blippi
You saved my life man, you saved my life man, you saved my- (Come on everyone, let's make learning fun)
Augh, Blippi, Blippi
You saved my life man, you saved my life man, you saved my- (So much to learn about, we're gonna make you wanna shout )
Auuauuauuauugh, Blippi, Blippi
You saved my life man, you saved my life man, you saved my- (Come on everyone, let's make learning fun)
Blippi, Blippi
You saved my life man, you saved my life man, you saved my- (So much to learn about, we're gonna make you wanna shout)
Oo oo ayaa, Blippi, Blippi
You saved my life man, you saved my life man, you saved my- (Come on everyone, let's make learning fun)
Blippi, Blippi
You saved my life man, you saved my life man, you saved my- (So much to learn about, we're gonna make you wanna shout)

[Verse 3]
Somebody once said Blippi was so cool
He was so cool, he was so cool
He was so cool, he's my best friend, yeah
He's way better than Bertram

Yeah, Blippi's so cool, he is very cultured
Blippi's so cool, man, he's so cultured
Blippi's so cool, Blippi's so cool
Blippi's so cool

If you don't like him you suck
If you don't like him you suck
If you don't like him you dumb
If you don't like him you like schmoobing on a dumpy

[Outro]
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