Neato

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
Step in the club and we lookin' real neato
I be gettin' bitches with my blue tuxedo
We're neato, like a giraffe in a speedo
What's up, sonny? Que pasa mijo
Chillin' with Rihanna out in Puerto Rico
She ate my coconut 'cause she thought it was a Zico

[Verse 2: Riff Raff]
Yeah, neato, I beat up the block like Steven Seagal
Pour a four in a Pellegrino, driving backwards through Reno (Reno)
Pointy sided Doritos; go 'head, shoot the free-throw
I pull up at the casino, candy Cheeto steamboat
Desert Eagle (Desert Eagle), flash the Buick Regal
I pull up on you people, buttercream Beetle

[Chorus: Andy Milonakis]
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look, mom, we're neato
Look, kids, we're neato
(We're really neato)

[Verse 3: Andy Milonakis]
Neato, burrito, hold the chorizo
Snitches get stitches, shout-out to Lilo
Fuck cocaine, my cock's like a kilo
You know I be stacking mo' dough than phyllo
Your mama sucked my dick; tell her, "Keep it on the D-low"
I keep it underground, you're commercial like Vevo

[Verse 4: Riff Raff]
Case closed, never seen before
Blow it up, C4, hide the Benz by the sea shore (By the sea shore)
All about the pesos, ten-second C-note
Next year, I'm in the movies; (Quentin) Tarantino
I'm in the Costa Rica, pizza Totino
You got a low self-esteem? You can rent my ego

[Chorus: Andy Milonakis]
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look, mom, we're neato
Look, kids, we're neato
(We're really neato)
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look, mom, we're neato
(We're really neato)

[Verse 5: Dirt Nasty]
Neato, butt-naked in the El Camino
I'm white like Barry, not brown like Nino
Dirt Nasty; don't ask me what's neato
While I'm shittin' on the track like Waka Flocka Seagulls (Evil)
Don't look through the peephole
Unless you wanna see your grandma sitting on my meat-pole
Locked up in Chino, got shanked by a Latino
For a bag of Hot Fritos, my dick mas poquito
Neato, still whip it like Devo
'Cause my dick short and fat like Danny DeVito
Barely legal, hotter than a jalapeno
When she dropped to her knees and did the Tim Tebow

[Chorus: Andy Milonakis]
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look mom, we're neato
(Neato, neato)
Look kids, we're neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
Neato, neato
Nea-nea-neato
We're neato, we're neato
Look mom, we're neato
(We're really neato)

[Outro]
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