The Great Escape*

[Verse 1]
I remember it clearly now
Jean shorts with the white pants
Put the keys up on the night stand
Tight man
Got a pint man
Right man
And I got a big whoop for a white man
I think
Here we go
Champagne in the glass
And this girl been a pain in the ass
But the fact she staying is actually proof that I got me permission to slay in the back
I'ma do that
Maybe cause this girl is a friend but I'm hoping I can amend to put friends to an end
It depends on the mood she's in
I'm two or three in
Need to make that
When I'm losing the game stays straight
But I'm cruising from lunch to a date
But she losing interest
She gon Pinterest
But I did this
Like wait kid, better start moving weight
She about to pull out
Then I'm like wait
Flip on the Full House
And then she like "No way this is okay my fav" and I'm like "No way, same"
Yeah right
Learned that from her Facebook
Great look
Five course side
I'm a great cook
She like "Wait but you said this was a dinner party" and I'm like "Hell yeah for two"
She like "Oh shoot play cool better hit the booze"
I got the bottles and I got the tools
I better make the move
Friendship 'bout to be removed
I got a lot to gain
I got a lot to lose
I gotta lot to prove and I'ma do that
Sex on my mind like it's a duel rap
I've been putting in work now I'm in love with her
And my game be sweeter than fruit snacks
So I look her in the face
We touch our lips
She like "Holy shit" and freak out
She go grab her bags and dip
But look at this
I don't lose because it's all part of a plan
I'm the man
Homie I'm a legend

[Chorus]
Welcome to the great escape