Twitch Plays Pokemon: The Song

Today is the beginning of my new adventure
I'm counting on YOUR help, Internet!

I just wanna
Be the very best
Catching Pokemon is my quest
I've got a twitch
A constant reflex
I’m searching for answers within my pokedex
The huge web crowd builds my pokemon dream team
(ABBBBBBK left parenthesis)
Giving them freaky shitty names in live stream

For the Helix Helix Helix, with my Pokemon
We will maintain the anarchy
For the Helix Helix Helix, I must carry on
Up start down B, walking randomly
For the Helix Helix Helix, I am going on
We must discard democracy
For the Helix Helix Helix, I am hangin' on
Just 3 hours to cut down a tree

(I need a water pokemon to cross the sea! So i'll evolve my Eevvee intoooooo... Flareon)
( BOOOOOO! He is the false prophet!)

I spent one day
To get a moonstone
(RIP Abby)
But I tossed it and now it's gone
I was stuck in a mall
From dawn to dusk
(RED defeat Giovanni)
And I realized that my god is a mollusk
(Rattatta uses Dig)
My little adventure became a slaughter
(Xcabbage! Dux! BigDig)
Cause I don't know how to use a computer
(We won't forget you!)

For the Helix Helix Helix, with my Pokemon
We will maintain the anarchy
For the Helix Helix Helix, I must carry on
Up start down B, walking randomly
For the Helix Helix Helix, I am going on
We must discard democracy
For the Helix Helix Helix, I am hangin' on
Just 3 hours to cut down a tree

(I spent all my money in the safari zone, and then you ask me to leave after only 5 minutes in?!)

Lift Key
SS Ticket
Silph Scope
Lift Key
SS Ticket
Over and over
All Hail the helix fossil
DOWN
Why do I keep on falling from that ledge all the time ?
NOT AGAIN!!

For the Helix Helix Helix, with my Pokemon
We will maintain the anarchy
For the Helix Helix Helix, I must carry on
Thank god I've got a legendary!

For the Helix Helix Helix, with my Pokemon
We are bored of the anarchy
For the Helix Helix Helix, I am moving on
Walking like shit makes me feel dizzy
For the Helix Helix Helix, I am keeping on
We must embrace democracy
For the Helix Helix Helix, I am going down
3 DAMN hours to cut down a tree!

(I'm OK, prof Oak I'm just in a mansion, speaking with the walls after 255 hours without sleeping!! All Hail the Helix!!)