Will Call

[Skit]
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Beautiful Mind Theater. Tonight's show is called, "The Master Key Principles", written by Blaque Keyz and directed by The Element. Now, these guys have been working super hard and it's gonna be a fantastic show. I tried to audition. They failed to recognize my greatness. But, it's still gonna be a great show. Before we start, there's a few reminders. There will be no flash photography, or recording of any kind, unless it's of me, of course. Now sit back and enjoy the show that these guys are gonna put on tonight...