[Verse 1: Doll.ia]
How many ladies have you met
That can keep it really chill
Really cute, super pink
Extraordinary? Me
'Cause I'm a diamond like that
I'll blind you like a cataract
Have you playing whole fields like a quarterback
Read me front to back like a paperback, look out
How many females in this game you know
That murders a beat and then steals the whole show?
Wearing all pink and with hair full of bows
They're after me now and they're waiting below (Oh no!)
Be quiet, get down, and don't let them see
They'd do anything to get rid of me, see?
Why can't they just leave me alone, let me be?
Intimidation is all that they see
My weapon of choice is a dangerous game
It's gonna put all of those haters to shame
A nice, thick gun that I got overseas
It's already loaded with cute plushies
[Refrain: Doll.ia]
Yeah, you heard me
It's loaded with cute plushies
It uses 'em as ammo, isn't that cool?
[Verse 2: Doll.ia]
Watch me shoot
Bang, bang
My bazooka is filled with the kittens (Meow)
Teddy bears and pandas wearin' mittens (Huh?)
They do not understand why I'm hittin' (Okay)
It's really hard to miss when I'm like this (Bang, bang)
Takin them out, boop, like they garbage
Point, trigger, shoot, head as my target
Ignoring their shouts like unpaid rent
No, I don't speak the language (What?)
Look at how they're panicked and anguished
That's their very last dumb idea
Don't they know not to mess with Doll.ia?
Fatality, you ain't never gonna see!
Brutality, I'm quick, I'm a prodigy!
I hit you good with the wink of immortality!
Cuties never die, it's principality!
There's a darn good reason why I'm waifu
I do things that you are too afraid to
I say things that the other girls would never do (No!)
And you're scared 'cause these things faze you
[Refrain: Doll.ia]
Whew, that was a close one
I think we're in the clear now
Thank you so much for your help, yeah
[Chorus: Doll.ia]
I'm always on the run for you
I'll load my plushie gun for you
I'm always on the run for you
I load my plushie gun for you
Plushie Gun was written by Doll.ia.
Doll.ia released Plushie Gun on Sun Apr 05 2020.
No, but internet sensation Belle Dephine used the song in one of her YouTube videos (linked below), writing in its description page, “this video is just for artistic purposes :3”