My Friends & Departure of the Ophanim

[Intro]
Kumbaya
Kumbaya
Kumbaya, my lord

[Verse 1]
Hey, what's up?
Hey, what's up?
I saw you in the club getting drunk
And I wanted to know what's up

[Chorus]
Jesus is my boyfriend
(Yeah, Jesus is my boyfriend)
And I really love him
(and I really love him)
Counting every blessing
(I'm counting every blessing)
Jesus is my boyfriend
(Yeah, Jesus is my boyfriend)
And I really love him
(and I really love him)
Counting every blessing
(I'm counting every blessing)

[Verse 2]
You can call me Mary in the summertime
I’m eating you up like bread and winе
(Jesus is my boyfriend)
(and I really lovе him)
Abraham, Moses, David
Peter Paul and Sarah
Sarah, Sarah
Adam, Eve and Noah

[Verse 3]
Me and God are real tight
Tighter than a vest on a fat dyke
Jesus tied the knot on me
Now I’m sister wives with Mary
You may say I’m a dreamer
A psychopathic attention seeker
But don’t be jealous, I know you are
Where’s Miss Wong when you need her?

[Outro]
Jesus is my boyfriend
And I really love him
I'm counting every blessing
And I love, love how he gets it
You can call me Mary
I'm your little protein berry
I'm making up these words
You look like a fat bird