Intro (The Jesus Hokey Pokey)

G'day, it’s Colin here! Hey, can you guess who's the greatest name, the solid rock, who's at the top of the list, He’s what it's all about, who is it? Do you know? *Phone begins ringing* Yes! Jesus! That's- ah, excuse me, wait a minute.

[To phone]: Ah- yes, hello. Yes, it's not a good time, I'm introducing the- wh, what really?! Right now?! I-I'll tell them! Okay okay- wha, milk and bread, on the way home, yeah I'll get it.

[To listeners]: Hey, guess what?! It's time to start singing! Right here! Right now! Let’s go! Where’s my guitar? Better get ready!