He's a Human Tornado!
Mules'es kicked me an didn't bruise my hide
Rattlesnakes'es bit me they just crawled off an died
I handcuffed*, lightnin' and split the raging sea!
I don't want no dilapidated seep sappin (?) pigeon-toed'ed, cross eyed'ed, bow-legged sonnuvaguns a messin' with me
I've been known to rise up, but I'll cool down later..
I'm the bad motor scooter, I'm the Human Tornad'a!
I picked up the rock and killed the giant Goliath!
Beat Nero's ass for setting Rome on fire
I've got lions, elephants roosting in the trees
I don't want no dilapidated see-sappin(?), pigeon-toed'ed, cross-eyed'ed, bow-legged sonnuvaguns a messin' with me
I've been known to rise up
But I'll cool down later
I'm the bad motor scooter
I'm the Human Tornado!
Rudy Ray Moore released The Human Tornado on Thu Jan 01 1976.