Cheesecake Factory Bar

I saw you at the Cheesecake Factory bar
I said to myself “I want to know who you are”
I couldn’t get the courage up to say hi
Yeah, I’m a player
But I’m also shy

Yeah, let me tell you about your boy, baby
I’m 35, got a brand new haircut
Cost me a hundred and fifty
Put it on the credit card
Pretty nifty
I got some cash, too
Check out these new shoes
Born in ‘82 how ‘bout you
That was the 80s
Maybe if you call me by my name, lady
Maybe you can save me

‘Cause It’s survival of the species
Where you at with that
I want to put a baby in your bathtub
Give you something to love bеsides yourself
My strange littlе turtledove

I saw you at the Cheesecake Factory bar
I said to myself “I want to know who you are”
I couldn’t get the courage up to say hi
Yeah, I’m a player
But I’m also shy

Yeah, yeah
Look
Yeah, yeah

Look, I don’t smoke weed
But I will if you want me to
Oh shit, I got some ketchup on my good shoes
I recently got caught on the last season of Lupin
How you doin’

Where you shoes at
Your feet look kinda nasty
Don’t worry, that ain’t a deal breaker
You got a scary looking friend
Looks like she might have diabetes
She got that criminal lip situation
Look, if I was the judge I’d be on permanent vacation
Where the ladies in the club at
Let me hear ya holler
As I get older, my dick seem to get smaller

I got the dice in my hand and I’m rollin
But my wrist start swollen
I got anxiety-related disorder
Check out this song that I wrote on my iPhone recorder
It’s a song about a lady reporter
Maybe we can watch an episode of Law and Order
But if you want to get into the deep end
I’ll put on an episode of Friends

I saw you at the Cheesecake Factory bar
I said to myself “I wanna know who you are”
I couldn’t get the courage up to say hi
Yeah, I’m a player
But I’m also shy (yeah)
I saw you at the Cheesecake Factory bar
I said to myself “I wanna know who you are”
I couldn’t get the courage up to say hi
Yeah, I’m a player
But I’m also shy
Yeah
Yeah