The Flaky Song

[Verse 1]
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Yeah I told you 8pm
Yeah - saved you a spot
You don’t even show up
You don’t even text me to let me know-a
You’re like a rapper car roof ‘cause you’re a no-show
Dodging my calls but I see you post on social (busted)

So I go and do my thing, but you get you get all mad
Acting like a toddler now I don’t want to mother that
Try to write my messages so I sound cool and not a nag
But I wouldn’t have to play no games if you weren’t so motherf* …

[Pre]
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Flaky
Like a fish fillet that don’ been cooked too long
Flaky
Like the reason why you won’t rent there’s a moldy wall
Flaky
I’d be dead if I waited for you to get things done
Flaky
Bet a million bucks you won’t bother to hear this song

[Chorus]
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‘cause you’d miss your own birthday
Yeah you’d miss your own first date
You’d be late on your first day
But you never miss your pay day

[Verse 2]
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Say you’ll be there you’ll be my safety net
But no fucking way I’m getting on that ledge
Is it too much energy to lift a finger type a “yes”
Your like wack-a-mole you hide everytime hit you with a text

Now I wonder wonder wonder wonder is you high
Are you the same with everyone now no reply
So I leave you a voicemail to say that I owe you some money
Within 2 seconds you get back to me asking where we meet

[Pre]
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Flaky
Like a fish fillet that don’ been cooked too long
Flaky
Like the reason why you won’t rent there’s a moldy wall
Flaky
I’d be dead if I waited for you to get things done
Flaky
Bet a million bucks you won’t bother to hear this song

[Chorus]
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‘cause you’d miss your own birthday
Yeah you’d miss your own first date
You’d be late on your first day
But you never miss your pay day

[Bridge]
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I know it takes two it takes two to tango
So I ask god, is it oh is it my fault
No sorry, it’s all on you

See honestly I think there may some psychological explanation to your flakiness
Maybe you feel intimidated by me
Maybe you’re afraid that metaphorically I’m gonna cut your dick off, or some weird Freudian shit like that
But probably you’re afraid of disappointing me, so instead of telling me straight out you won’t do it you slight me and ignore me, and that makes you feel better about yourself
Well this song is the last bit of time I spend on you, so enjoy it J

[Pre]
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Flaky
Like a fish fillet that don’ been cooked too long
Flaky
Like the reason why you won’t rent there’s a moldy wall
Flaky
I’d be dead if I waited for you to get things done
Flaky
Bet a million bucks you won’t bother to hear this song

[Chorus]
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‘cause you’d miss your own birthday
Yeah you’d miss your own first date
You’d be late on your first day
But you never miss your pay day