The Comments Song

[Pre-Intro]
So I said I'll make a song with your comments and you wrote a bunch of comments, you wrote a lot of comments
I didn't use every single comment, I used almost every single comment
Ah, and um, Let me know what else you'd want me to try and do and let's see how I did with the song!

[Intro]
Okay
This is the worst song you are ever gonna hear
This song will make no sense whatsoever
I'm sure If you look deep down in the song you might be able to find some sense
If you're a retard
Okay

[Verse 1]
I gotta make a track with your comments, aw fuck, man!
So Steph said to me "lol, good luck, man"
"I wanna suck my cock" 'cause I'm a poof
"I fuck a goat" while singing "Moo quack woof"
As you can tell, my life is pretty whack, man
What if I was a "black gay Batman"?
"Όλο μπλα μπλα, μπάλα και χαχαχα"
"Αντωνία, the little red hair girl, αχα"
I ran over the president with my green mini
And said "Ahlan Wasahlan Habibi"
"We're not alone, μουσική X-files"
Fuck it, I'll do it with the "Gangnam Style"
I had a girl who used to love cheddar
She said "Love dies but pizza is forever"
"Σ' αγάπησα, μ' αγάπησες, ήμασταν 1-1
Μα πήρες τα αρχίδια μου, κερδίζεις 3-1"
My mum found out that I'm a rapist
She told me that I'm a motherfuckin' gay fish
I gave her a song, I said "Here, play"
"Move, bitch, get out the way"
I saw "Jimmy Savile", the pedophile guy
"And when I sat on his knee" he told me to "get high"
"Η Μαρικκού έχεσε μου μες την αυλήν
Τζιαι έπρεπε να τα φάω για να τα κάμω γυαλίν"
"You know I like 'em nuts", it's true
See, I'm kind of a nerd, "noob"
I saw my grandma, she was like "Hello"
I'm like "bitch, I hope you step on a Lego"
See, "everybody talks", I can hear them hating on me
"Ανέβηκα στη λεμόνια να κόψω ένα πεπόνι
Αλλά το καρπούζι ήτανε βαρύ
Και μου έπεσε η παντόφλα"
What the fuck, G?
"Orange"
Really? You say?
"I need a big crib out in Napa like 2J"
"We are one" until you get your heart broke
I'm the bomb with the fart jokes
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"Δεν φοβάμαι πια τους εχθρούς μου γιατί οι φίλοι μου μ' έχουν κάψει"
True story, I'll sing it out loud
(*boom*) "Masturbation goes cloud"
What? These comments have got me pulling hairs
"Bananas in pajamas are walking down the stairs"
Ah! Someone told me "Tus is the best"
Κάτια Κυριακούδη, lick my chest
I don't deserve "lollipops flying through the sky"
Why? "'cause I deserve death and I gotta die"
"Straight out the fucking dungeons of rap"
"Never give up", the fact, "I love sex with cats"
"Roll, roll, roll your joint, take a sip of wine
Take a toke, then blow the smoke, then blow your fucking mind"
"We have to have faith", aw, that was so kind
Now Timm Lash, turn around, I fuck you from behind
"There's hoes in the room, there's hoes in the car
There's hoes on stage, there's hoes in the bar
Hoes by near, hoes by far"
"I would like a cupcake" (*face-palm*)
"Welcome to the good village" with the good girls
I see dead people that say "fuck the world!"
"Fuck the world!", well, at least you're modest
All the girls suck but "Eirini is a goddess"
"Hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly"
"I thought watching queer eye for the straight guy"
The next few comments are taking a piss
"Are you sure? Are you ready for this?"
"Απ' την πόρτα σου περνώ", "περπατώ στη γειτονιά"
"Τηγανίζεις ψάρια", "κατουράω στα φυτά"
"Πέτα μου έναν κεφτέ", "κολυμπάω στα σκατά"
"Τι ωραία πού 'ναι η άνοιξη", "πόσο χαρά"
"Τραλαλαλαλαλαλαλαλαλαλαλα"
"Κλάνω και πετάω στα σύννεφα ψηλά"
Έλενα, that was really long, what is wrong with ya?
"Η Χριστίνα και η Έλενα είναι παπουτσόσυκα"
"Οι Ρωσίδες είναι πουτάνες", yeah, hoes
"I'm a tranny" 'cause "I drink soup with my nose"
"Ah, my mum's got banyans" ("freaky geek")
"Big ones, taste like onions" ("freaky geek")
I like "τραχανά" 'cause "I'm a pink elephant"
"Milfs all around me", I should be the president
"I smile more than a Joker", I'm like "Trololo"
So how did I do, yo? Tell me down below