Shitty Golfer by Toby Keith
Shitty Golfer by Toby Keith

Shitty Golfer

Toby Keith * Track #1 On The Bus Songs

Shitty Golfer Lyrics

[Intro]
I'm a shitty golfer, you can ask my wife
I've been out there hackin' every day of my life
I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters
And new Taylormade driver didn't make me any better

[Verse 1]
Man, I hit 'em fast and I hit 'em thin
I roll 'em in the bunker's man, I hit 'em again
Slice 'em in the bushes, crank 'em in a creek
I popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the street

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm 2-45 right down the middle
And I'll miss the green, to the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
If you call that good, and let me press on the side
You can put me down for a five

[Verse 2]
Hey, I'm a shitty golfer, most of us are
But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars
What else you gonna do when you're out of town
And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round

[Verse 3]
Man, I played Augusta, and I played Pebble Beach
And one time at Sawgrass I shot 83
If I live long enough to be 88
I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm 2-45 right down the middle
And I'll miss the green, to the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge, and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
If you call that good, and let me press on the side
You can put me down for a five, oh yeah
You can put me down for a five

Shitty Golfer Q&A

Who wrote Shitty Golfer's ?

Shitty Golfer was written by Toby Keith.

Who produced Shitty Golfer's ?

Shitty Golfer was produced by Toby Keith.

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