Crazy Goofy Cypher

[Intro]
Hailairhous
This is a certified WoopDoo classic

[hauntee]
5 million billion jillion dollars in my bank account
5 blunts in my mouth and 5 in my fuccin pocket
5 tracphones and they all blowing up like rockets
They say hauntee please stop being goofy, i can't fuckin stop it

[reverb]
You make it hard for me to live lately
I'm stressing over every single word you say
I want it all to go away
I want it all to go away

[Brysonperidot]
I need, someone
Someone different
Someone that can just numb my pains away

[VVVVV]
Cheers to the things we used to see
Cheers to the things we used to be
All in all
We like to go wild

[Z The Stranger]
I put my feet up and post bullshit on the internet
Been doing shows but I get back in time to kiss my friends

[Kinzsters]
Up in the loft, high as a cloud
Feeling so fly dont wanna come down
My feet so high they dont touch the ground
Been so much better since youre not around
I feel like i'm swimming in my tears
I gotta get over all my fears
Dont wanna let my wrists bleed
Cuz i need some fuckin sympathy

[trappedinnarnia]
Shawty love my VV's Shawty love my wrist
Pictochat on 3DS but all she want is dick
Molly on my wrist, i dont give a shit
We can fuck anytime but better make it qui-i-ick

[cat.flp]
Yeah we playing Crossroads, I'm her brickbattle girlfriend
Aiming with the Superball, these bacon hairs observing
Shoot my shot, got a rocket and a launcher
Walking paradox, no I'm not yonkers

[111robloxdude]
Misspelled goofy goober in the discord
I got laughed at, yeah fuck the discourse
Gonna hide my face, act like it was a blooper
This goofy goober gonna be a v-tuber

[JORGENIC]
​playing smash ultimate bitch ur a cheater
​family guy bitch im peter
​im jimmy neutron u are skeeter
​shawty short she like 3 centimeters
​check my account i got a million bands
​eight crazy nights adam sand
​hacked my xbox then i got banned
​tryna make plans bitch i can't

[lyte]
I can't see with these golden eyes
See all the doors, take out my spine
She loved me but i could make her cry
This that crazy goofy paradise

[Amy Bestevez]
Im [very] goofy and i do not give a damb
Judge me all u want but u dont know who i am
~we're going on a journey let me take u by the hand~
I might rip it off if u mess with me or my friends! >: 3

[Dav-P]
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

[daytona]
Catch me setting fire to the state line
I might catch your ass like it is dateline
They all get mad and i get kicked out
But i take their place call that YOU FUCKING SHIT

[RaPedro]
I might drop a song and not drop shit in six months
Im Knievel but im evil with my sick stunts
Got the flanger on the master make em all stunned
Apple gallery we gonna make a hedge fund

[joshbba]
If you want to destroy my sweater
Pull this thread as i walk away

[yacine!]
Before i pass this mic down line
I'll make you listen to me whine
Can't get a grand for a feature like a rapper
But being nice and having fun is all that matters

[shysterish]
Hey you, sit down and listen!
You call me jules, i call myself bitchin
僕が喋る十秒ずつ
一緒に行こう！僕らとウープドゥー！
有休も勇気もやる気もないんす
But for now, i'm doing better than a cone sweeping mines!

[rvvnge]
I been out my mind, she wanna ride
God damn im so proud to call her mine
God damn might just fucking lose my mind (venge)
This girl is so pretty how the fuck is this bitch mine

[ENNWAY]
Hey guys, it's me bill gates from the hit game plants vs zombies. i need your help, i need the three digits on your back, your credit card number and uh, your mom's birthday

[jestrr]
Pussy bitch talkin shit but i dont give a shit at all
Wanna scrap stop the cap i know that you wouldn't win in a brawl
I didn't know why you switched up , but you know that i know the jig's up
You was beggin for tips on ur beats , so to U i was only an answer

[F1regek]
Im in the oven, can't really get out
Bake me alive, make me be proud
And im causing death upon multiple personalities
Fill me up right now with the delicious italian cheese

[salv the dog]
I don’t really know how
To be effective when i’m
Only given this time
Better be memorable
And show them something nice
Something that’ll stay
Hey i’m salv i hope you like me
And my voice won’t fade away

[Afraid Of The Dark?]
Open your mouth
Let the words flow from it
Goofy mick mouse
Keep the bullshit coming
Make it (hanna barbera run sound)
Till the room comes down (room comes down)
Laying a banana peel on the ground
Youll run over it and youll fall all the way down
Floating in the air looking down you plummet
All the way to the bottom of the summit

[WoopDoo]
I felt like a reject nearly everywhere for so damn long
But now I know that this community is where I belong
Surrounded by so many people making art like me
Yea its kinda crazy how I went so long not here in this scene
Didn’t realize, open my eyes
I could be just like all the people that I idolize
Now it's my time, in the spotlight
Thank you everyone whos helped me
I love all of you so dearly <3