Freddy Krueger

[Intro]
"Now to Australia, where they're facing those massive fires, already among the worst in that country's history"
"World War 3 is beginning to trend on social media"
"We have therefore made the assessment that COVID-19 can be characterized as a pandemic"
"The situation here in Santa Monica, California, is very fluid. You can see police here now firing-"
"They chant the name of the man whose death in Minneapolis has triggered this unrest. "George Floyd!"
"This year has been a complete nightmare, and to be honest, I don't see how it could get any worse"
Oh, trust me, it definitely can

[Chorus]
Fall asleep, bitch, nighty night, bitch
I'll see you in a couple minutes, you'll be dead, bitch
Run and hide, bitch, try to fight, bitch
When I grab you by the throat you'll need a big stitch, oh
Fall asleep, bitch, nighty night, bitch
I'll see you in a couple minutes you'll be dead, bitch
Run and hide, bitch, try to fight, bitch
When I grab you by the throat you'll need a big stitch, oh

[Verse 1]
Better grab your night light, and better shine it real bright
Try and stay awake like Cosby's victims' quaaludes inside
Fright night's in sight, Freddy's here to do you right
I will make your bed rock like Flintstones in a fight

[Chorus]
Die, bitch, scream and cry, bitch
They ask why I like to kill, it's revenge, bitch
But that ain't just it, no, here's the best bit, oh
I used to kill before I died 'cause it's fun, bitch, woah
Now die, bitch, scream and cry, bitch
They ask why I like to kill, it's revenge, bitch
But that ain't just it, no, here's the best bit, oh
I used to kill before I died 'cause it's fun, bitch, woah

[Verse 2]
2020's hitting right, got the people terrified
Time for me to tell you Trump just won by a landslide
If that ain't a petrifying nightmare, I resign
I'll hand Trump my glove if his fingers reach the inner line
Now I got a Karen yelling at me, she's so forthright
Telling me to keep my politics off this damn site
Someone keep her happy, tell her Karen's right
Now stick that bitch in the oven, 400 degrees Fahrenheit
That's just another victim I'll keep on the inside
The screams of all your souls scar my chest like an ammonite
Every kill, every line, I remember every flinch
Hey, Jennifer, welcome to prime time, bitch

[Chorus]
Fall asleep, bitch, nighty night, bitch
I'll see you in a couple minutes, you'll be dead, bitch
Run and hide, bitch, try to fight, bitch
When I grab you by the throat you'll need a big stitch, oh
Fall asleep, bitch, nighty night, bitch
I'll see you in a couple minutes you'll be dead, bitch
Run and hide, bitch, try to fight, bitch
When I grab you by the throat you'll need a big stitch, oh

[Verse 3]
One, two, Freddy's coming for you
Got my own lullaby to make you snooze
'Cause once you drift off, and you're in my world
I can do whatever I want to you
Three, four, what's a dream without gore?
My glove ain't just to look pretty, it's much more
Five, six, stabbed and chopped to bits, blood, and guts galore

[Chorus]
Now won't you die, bitch, scream and cry, bitch
They ask why I like to kill, it's revenge, bitch
But that ain't just it, no, here's the best bit, oh
I used to kill before I died 'cause it's fun, bitch, woah
So die, bitch, scream and cry, bitch
They ask why I like to kill, it's revenge, bitch

[Outro]
But it's always the same, there's one that gets away
Ain't that right, Jay?