Flight Of The Iguana

You think you're smart? I can see you....

[Verse 1]
Iguana Man 2000 excel in the capsule
Taking this rap shit to orbital astral
See me as a beam of light in the night sky
Travelling warp speed, double two-twenty-five
Metamorphosise into a ball of energy
And shoot toward space, the ever-expanding eternity
No doubt as I head toward the atmospheric border
Out the corner of my eyes, see Neptune the god of water
Yep, he was on my tail
He knew where I was going, and he wanted me to fail
While multi-directional atoms split up the power's on the frizzer
Before his head imploded, the fool learnt to call me Mister
As I escaped the gravitation of the earth
I seek emancipation but I must fight first
See Mars attack from the left flank
I counter, star-burst manoeuvre of Galactica
Which I learnt while training out on the Battlestar
Optimum skills for any type of challenger
So anyone involved in the kidnapping gets blown out the frame
Like JFK's brain
In the distance I see the sign of the toker
Which shows me I'm closer to the moment of game over
With co-ordinates I speed steady, yo
Peep the episode

[Hook] x2
(This is the flight of the iguana!)
Travel speed to the fire
Save the girl, bring down the evil empire
No doubt in my mind I'm gonna find her
Dearly depart, you darkness martyr

[Verse 2]
Yo I got my shit locked down
Shields 100% as I stand ground
Racing through space coming up to three black holes, which one should I enter?
And then I experience temporary dementia
Visions of my girl being beheaded by the dreaded
Eight-legged beast I talk about in the next segment
I knew this was an illusion
So I shrugged this shit off and kept it moving
Headed straight like the [?] on its vinyl plate
Enter the spiralling wormhole with a focused mental state
Radar directs me to a planet appearing square in shape
Initial thoughts: goddammit
As I approach the atmosphere on the horizon
With twelve shadow ships I use my wits to surprise them
Utilising the reaction of re-entry
To burn them up good so I can blaze 'em down when I'm ready
Aim and shoot direct hits 'til I'm done
Yeah it seems like we're on top but the battle ain't won
Then I landed in complete awe of the 'scape
That was comprised of different geometrical shapes
I sent scanners to find clues and evidence
I found this amulet I bought my girl as a present
On the right path, I sly-smiled when I found it
The next thing I knew I was completely surrounded
They looked like [?] cyborg warriors
And said "You die now! Your defeat will be glorious!"
I remembered the skills of Bruce Lee, rotation kick attack
Decapitate the dirty rats
After my full onslaught of resistance
Senses alert, I hear my girls' screams in the distance
I broke north for persistence, until I saw some shit that made me break in an instant
Skills of deduction: effortless
And this was Megaladon my arch nemesis
I should have known, I raced forward as I brandished
A photon cannonball, when I got there they both vanished
Next thing I hear "Five seconds to self-destruct!!!"
Holding my head, this was a trap, I scream "What the fuck?"
With my patience fully tested
I open the wormhole to make myself a sharp exit